Things to do today Friday, 1/30/15: 1. Backup all of my contacts from company phone to personal Iphone 2. Backup all relevant files from my company computer to a hard drive 3. Print all relevant company material that I will be using as part of my whistleblowing legal case 4. Order a very nice fictitious lunch and instead take all of my friends out for some happy hour cocktails 5. Contact UPS and notify them of an address change to prevent me taking title to my next Monday surprise package 6. Hit office max and load up on office supplies using the Corporate Card. These will be sorely needed as part of my impending job search 7. Gas up the company car for my personal road trip this weekend 8. Send my resume to an improvement coach to add some additional BS in there 9. Update my LinkedIn profile 10. Send in my application to Home Depot