MGAMs Now On the Cut List

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Oct 13, 2014 at 7:05 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How many from Mae division to be cut? Seems like only a few per state anyways.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Sounds like Pelkowski but I doubt she's smart enough to even have a Masters degree....Is it the other DFW chick?
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The company that does our teleconferences will probably be affected by this too. They won't need as much staff to put together the useless teleconferences the MGAM Scammers would put together to steal ideas from the field.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    That is great as long as they don't reemerge in an even easier do nothing role.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The problem is that most of the MAEs don't have the skills or the ability to be effective in their roles. It's a big charade to cover up their ineptitude so they'll keep running around holding tcons, stealing ideas, and accomplish nada.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We get full leather and remote starters in our cars.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just the options Mshams need. Most turn in their fleet cars at 3 years with 1500 miles on them. Those miles are from going to district meetings and sitting in the back of the room taking notes. Quick lunch with the dco and they depart early to their home to put on their fated mscam bathrobe.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Spare me the stories rep. How many fake calls do you enter every day? I bet you only see one doc a day if you're lucky.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Too close to the truth...
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Pelkowski, why are you posting on Cafe Pharma and not working out in your home gym?
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Uh oh...somebody's getting a little sensssittttivvvvvvve.......
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Isn't it time for you to enter your fake calls today? Oh and don't forget to bring a cooler for your Olive Garden leftovers
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    4pm edt for mscams, most sending first email out for the day to some hospital admin who will never call back. Tomorrow is however a busy day: participate in a one hour tc and then call and bother a couple reps. Gotta love the 5 hour work week. These shams don't do di#k and everyone knows it. Look mscams, unlike you, we are tracked all day including locations of samples. Your ipad geo track sits constant on your desk. Get used to your bathrobes, your gonna need it soon when you get replaced by an EXTERNAL person with account access and connections. Btw, it wasn't Olive Garden today, it was Chipotle. At least the reps dress up and try. Of course we don't see all accounts but we are productive. Maybe we will be busier when some talent replaces you worthless phucks. Mscams are the laughing stalk at Merck. Baaaaahaaaabahaaaa.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    the MSCAMS are laughing all the way to the bank…Upper management knows they do nothing and add zero value but they don't care actually…These jobs were created for the Golden Children to enjoy stress free, highly-compensated corporate employment for life…

    That the jobs are easy and have zero accountability was the whole idea in the first place…

    Merck is one messed up company and terribly corrupt at this point.

    FU MERCK!
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What is a day like for an MGAM?

    Do they need to make 8-10 calls a day? Drive to meetings somewhere? It's a mystery to most people. Sounds like a lot of planning and what else?...
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Most of the VPs and RiAd know that the current crop of mgams are degenerate losers hired by New Commercial model DCOs that have been demoted and exposed for the no talents that they are. What perplexes me is that they moved these loser DCOs to centricity which has been an utter failure. Our fearless leader Adam touted this group 2years ago at an EBB as the future to our success. Fast forward to today and there has zero progress to report. After these cuts centricity should be next but our "leadership" tends to take care of their own.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What is MGAM role, really. No need to bad mouth anyone just answer the Q. They seem to have a purpose, maybe it just needs to be changed.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Well, Riad should certainly know about dead weight pulling down a big salary. And taking care of Merck's own. Useless butcher.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Happy Halloween this Friday, all reps encouraged to dress as an mscam on territory. Attire includes:
    bathrobe
    shorts
    ball cap
    a dumb look on your face
    phone attached at your hip for tcons

    But wait, mgams don't work so go ahead and take the day off.

    Boo
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Aren't you being overly harsh? It is very stressful attempting to give things away for free. You should be ashamed.