who's pumped for Dallas?

I am so freakin excited for training in Dallas. We are so lucky to work for Forest and get an all expenses paid to Big D!!!! Lots of fun bars and nightclubs and.......cowgirls . *Feeling lucky*

 

Too bad you won't have time to take a sh!t in private at this meeting much less time for fun.

 

Wrong! This is live training, not a meeting. No madatory activity at night. Party time!

 

What on earth are you talking about? Please share with us how *blessed* and *lucky* you will be feeling while you are sitting in training sessions *all* day and have evening breakout sessions. I am hoping to receive my offer this week. I am so done with this high school culture. Good luck!

 

It is a joke you stupid fuckstain. Good lord we have some major morons working here.

 

Good lord! Please go visit your your shrink so you can get your meds increased or go punch a punching bag. We have enough stress already without your toxic attitude. May God bless you and give you peace.

 

I feel real bad for those poor clowns that highlighted in purple...a full stay including the weekend. They should also know that the purple highlight is a "Scarlet Letter" of sorts. All new drugs = you're on the hit list. I'm sure each has been told to "Stand out!" at the meeting to impress all around...like it matters. These poor souls no matter where they are will most likely be managed out in 9 months.

Just in time for another round of layoffs and/or a buyout.

Have fun! And remember to kiss ass and role play like there is no tomorrow!

 

Oh and mandatory roommates

 

Practicing role play with your roommate is a positive team builder.

Things could be worse.

 

Yeah, you could have cold line.

 

Keep your bible thumping in the sticks where it belongs hick

 

That we've never met before in our lives.

 

Phase 2 will be staying at Youth Hostels or waiting in the hotel bar asking if anyone wants to split a room when you have over nights in your territory.
Phase 3 is tents and sleeping bags

 

How did this moron get a college degree?

 

I love it. Very clever.