This job is great when you're drunk

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, Jul 22, 2011 at 12:17 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just a little, not a lot. A shot of vodka every couple of hours, sometimes two shots. It should be in the employee guidebook since I'm so much better at my job this way
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Must be mixed with Blue Kool-Aid for compliance
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I usually have a few pops at lunch, although given the current state of impending layoff's, I may start earlier and not even go into the field.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Sadly, that is what this job will do. Eventually anyone with any sense of morals or honor will either quit or start drinking heavily to bear the strain of the countless lies and injustices of this company. The alcohol becomes the only thing that makes it bearable.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I usually start with Baileys in the coffee in the a.m., drink a daquiri with a straw in the afternoon. No shots. The minute someone gets the faintest whiff of booze, you're in big trouble.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Urgent to use only the expensive vodkas. They do not smell as much. I suggest Stoly or Grey Goose. Best way is to have it in an Aquafina bottle so that it is there whenever you need it.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm saddened by what I have become, and shocked at the speed at which I have fallen. The intolerable LAT counterparts. Field rides. Bonuses delayed. and lets not forget- Layoffs every 2-3 years!! How can you deal with this?
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hang in there, friend.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Dude, if you are having to take a couple shots of Vodka every few hours to get through your day, you have bigger problems than this job my friend!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Focus on your family and totally eliminate alcohol. You can do it.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    oh please, here's some kleenex you JACKWAGON. Now ,osy off to mamsy pamsy land
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This kind of thing happens real easy. Always worrying about your job for years and years will do that to a person. The economy has been bad the past 3 years but this company has been downsizing and cutting people since 2006. That can really wear on you
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What about a few bong hits ?
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    xanax on monday and tuesday. alcohol on wednesday. take off thurs and friday.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The alcohol will get you eventually. Subtle at first. Then all at once.