Predictions for OI in 2014

What are your predictions for OI in 2014?

Happy New Year!

 

Employees all quit with no warning before pink slips (with no severance) are issued.

 

The company has always been a joke: run by a greedy clown. Massive deficits have plagued this company from day one. Now that the state is on the hook that huge debt load will take this company down in 2014. Reimbursements will only cause more pressure over time. More hardship coming as competition in 2014 does its work eroding revenue and drying up liquidity needed for payroll. I am not sure what bank or institution is funding this mess but that will end soon. If you got a brain in your head then start looking for a new job today.

 

In addition to an artificial liver, OI develops the first artificial brain. The artificial brain was created from the same donor tissues as all of OIs existing products (one! We just rename and repackage the product because their is no products in the pipeline) Execs are the first to receive this new artificial brain in a clinical trial, however no improvement was noted because their heads are already made of donor tissue.

 

The old artificial liver lie LOL

That was worth a 13 million dollar grant

 

GG pushes GM out the door.

 

VPs run this place to the ground. In a last ditch effort to save their jobs, G rents the buildings to G to open a fast food restaurant, that serves Apli-fries and Graf-burgers. VPs keep their jobs, get a raise, and all the free pink slime they can eat.

 

At long last OI gets a pipeline!

 

MA asks for the money back for the jobs not created.

 

"We are months away from developing an artificial liver" LOL

GM / fibbing clown

 

Employees show up for work on Jan 31- key cards don't work because OI is out of business. G&G and all the VPs laugh all the way to the bank b/c they get extra large golden parachutes for letting all the workers go without severance.

 

OI does not pay its bills- VPs continue to get bonuses.

 

Major media outlets 4,5,7 show up asking about the grant money

 

Unions picket OI b/c non union workers were used for a building that the taxpayers paid for only to be placed in a not so secret trust.

 

Phones will be turned off (again)

 

I am going to buy my stock options....hahahahahahaha

 

OI will be the leader in regenerative medicine.....hahahahahahahaha

 

I THINKS WE SEE A BANKRUPCTY IN 2014, AT SOME POINT CREDITORS WILL STOP EXTENDING THE TERMS. WE ARE HEADING FOR 50 MILLION IN LONG TERM DEBT.

 

Just found out that they OI owes one of the plastic vendors $732,000.

OI is going down fast

 

I'm sure you heard that from a "reliable" source!