Age discrimination at BMS

"Acmire" it all you want, I'll wait 30 years to learn the lesson. In the meantime, we'll be party rockin' til the break of dawn.

 

When I step on the scene
Y'all know me, 'cause I walk with a limp
Like a old school pimp a real O G
I'm rocking vans
I'm in the sand
I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.

-Uncle Sam

 

There was a young man from Bristol.
He thought he was really a pistol.
A trophy at every game growing up
Made him a cocky little pup.
But in the end he couldn't even sell his lil sister

 

Are you shitting me!? Is BMS hiring 18 yr olds ? No wonder doctors don't waste their time with us anymore.

 

Why hate? I'd rather drink that than prune juice or metamucils.

 

You should because you are so full of crap it's affecting your brain.

 

Running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
We party rock yeah! that's the crew that I'm repping
On a rise to the top no lead in our Zeppelin

-Steven Hawking

 

How many people do you work with in your immediate area are in:

Their 20s?

Their 30s?

Their 40s?

Their 50s?

Their 60s?

 

2-3

Don't know the exact ages, but these are the reps that I know.

 

He said that? No way, post the source.

 

The old people here are so washed up.

 

Don't worry you will be one someday before you know it.

 

One day. But not today. Or in the next 20-30 years. Frickin nana.

 

Geezers are gone after the merger.

 

I hope so, Skippy. Can't wait to get out of this circle jerk. I'll just sit back, collect my pension and watch you little turds destroy what's left of this company.

 

Why do you jump to conclusions? I am a geezer, proud of it. Just saying, geezers are gone after the merger. We are all on borrowed time, no need to get so nasty. Unlike you, I am old and happy, not old and crotchety. Try getting a life, there's more to it than a pension.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save that crap for your kids and whoever else listens to the cliches and platitudes. Glad you're happy, so am I , and a lot happier with my fat pension and my google stock than without it.

 

There once was a very old rep
Who lost all the spring in his step
Surpassed the youngans
His wife they were tongue'an
He knew he was no longer edept

 

2/10, shit spelling and makes no sense

 

Nothing beats that fruit stock I acquired some time ago.

-FG