When does the AZ Softball team start playing?

Can't wait! It's spring!

 

Is there diversity on the team? I won't play unless there is some diversity.

 

Do we have a team logo and mascot?

 

First team meeting is in the R&D auditorium in Wilmington.

 

Cool. This may be an opportunity for a brand new career when my job is eliminated. And it is good to know that the R&D auditorium is still serving a useful function. Why do they call it the R&D auditorium when there is no longer R&D on campus? R&D stands for Reduced and then Destroyed.

 

Games start the first week of May. How will we replace Tilton batting clean-up?

 

Don't worry about keeping score. They have the new Simon scoreboard. It keeps changing score on it's own.

 

Let us know when the bases are loaded.

 

That is funny and true.

 

Just look for a short hairy asshole. You should have a fairly large number to select from.

 

Where are the games played? In Wilmington?

 

Hector Pons is a catcher. He is flown in for the games.

 

My question is do we have a good manager? Few and far between.

 

What is our record? 0 and what?

 

O and O you twit. The season hasn't started yet.

 

Someone needs to keep us posted on the team and results.

 

What is the status of the AZ hockey team. It is playoff time. Are we still alive?