Elliot Zarret "The Beast in the North East"

At least his entourage doesn't include the new DCO for the vaccine pharmacy initiative.

 

EZ is still not listening. Lostavax continues to slump, management continues to beat the reps over the head with the same outdated business plan for Lostavax and Lostavax bonuses continue to decline. Yet, EZ is still employed as a marketing director. No realistic account plan and no real accountability. Wow you have a great job EZ.

 

Get a grip. It's not the marketer. It's the product. The Albert Einstein of marketers couldn't devise a plan that will work. This bunch of consultants roaming the country will realize it too. Unfortunately they have to justify their jobs so they'll make some recommendations that will change our approach yet again with same results.

 

EZ has no common sense and rose through the ranks by intimidating and snarling. He would be a marketing failure with the best of products.

However, shingles is still not a condition that most Americans take seriously. It's associated with being old, and Americans never like to admit they're over the hill.
The common name even sounds trivial. Shingles, jingles.

So a vaccine to prevent a condition that few acknowledge will not succeed.
Nice try, no cigar.

Change the name from herpes zoster to ebola---and now yer cookin'.