What Is You're Manager Telling You?

Discussion in 'Covidien' started by Anonymous, Jul 3, 2014 at 6:10 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Thanks Forest
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    At least Forrest gets to bang Jenny
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Your manager must be a bigger dumbass than you. Everything is "sold" at the GPO level these days. You need to be in your hospitals once in awhile to help them return all the defective products to Q&A.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This is true...as demonstrated by John Candy in Planes, Trains & Automobiles...I mean where do you get your shower curtain rings?....from a live salesperson of course!!!!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Thank you for the insight private Pyle
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Look at the prior post Gomer. Some idiot manager is telling his ppl JNJ "needs to respond" to the Cov-MDT acquisition by picking up BSC. Guy is stating the obvious for a reason.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Skipper, Gilligan, we're in sales to make money. Of course having a good product and more of it is a goal for advantageous sales reps. Otherwise we're busy talking to the secretary at the doctor's office that doesn't like sales people.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Managers will tell their masses there will be one last & final time "to drink from the Chalice" before the Medtronic absorption is final and done deal.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I think that some of the masses will continue to drink their managers under the table and it will cross over into Medtronic.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    So what your sayin is that the "Chalices runeth full?"
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Is there any truth to the rumor that everyone is going to get incentive bonus's when the merger is complete?
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    i fucking hate it here
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why would Medtronic pay you a bonus after the merger? They haven't benefited from any of your previous work.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yes and every rep is getting an M5 too as you're so critical
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Seriously, are you 20? All the money for doing nothing is paid way over your head. It changes hands between the boys who have been drinking whiskey while working out the details of their packages while screwing you.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My manager asked me if I wanted to sell pain cream on the side.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I prefer Scotch over Bourbon!
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    ^^^Both funny and true!^^^
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Senior managers and VPs are telling the masses @ COV "thou shall come sip one more time from the challice."
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I was told that while bullshit sticks con artists slicks and that the wrongs that are done are never forgotten!