Announcement to come shortly regarding change

A minor "re org" to be announced soon. Prepare

 

Shortly huh? Man fuck you

 

This is true. Hopefully it's not what we think it is.

 

Get some guts and shed some light on your bullshit story. Specifics or blow me

 

Please let it be true! We're all miserable.

 

Please let what be true you common in bred moron?

 

Don't you mean "inbred" old chap?
Nothing is taking place.

 

Nothin is taking place? Still drinking the koolaid I see.

 

Then what's taking place dickhead?

 

It would make sense & would explain why we haven't booked flights for the NSM. The new territory alignments make no sense at all.

 

What would make sense?

 

I'm Tom G dammit! The cuts don't meet my standards!!!!! My blade is still warm!!!!

 

The territory alignments are so disastrous. The zip code maps and rep placements were so random. Changes are needed ASAP.

 

Agreed. It's totally fucked! Cities that are not very big split in half and covered by two different reps that live hours away in some instances.

 

These are by far the worst changes that have been made to the Osphena sales force since launch. This will do nothing to improve sales or morale.

 

Or two different managers

 

I love my territory, it's finally close to home and I took it from a spoiled little base rep!

 

Bla, bla, bla. Time for some new material.

 

Is that all you got? Suck it boy

 

Whatcha got bitch? Nothing happening punk