Why should I got to work everyday when I know I'm burnt toast on June 23rd?

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Jun 9, 2014 at 9:32 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I know I am burnt toast. I know it. I put my heart and soul into this job and it's all over. I am very depressed over never seeing my favorite docs again.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just stop crying like a little bitch, put on your big boy pants, tuck in your sausage and git cho @ss back out in the field!!

    Comprende??
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Oh.......pleeeze. As they say, get a life; you have misplaced affections...Think they give a real hoot about you. Six months, out of sight, out of mind!

    The new Barbie or Ken with them with provide top notch entertainment...you will be a distant memory.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why? Because YOU'VE still got a job to do, soldier!! Snap to it, son!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Isn't this dialogue from Deuce Bigalow, European Gigilo? I swear it's what Eddie Griffith's character (the pimp) said to his man hoes when the killer was on the loose.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm a burnt bagel and I'm essentially done til at least the 23rd.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Loser! Get a knife, scrape off the burnt part of the bagel, add butter and keep it movin'
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Some of us keep on truckin!

    It's called autopilot.....but its also needing to make a whopper SIP.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Because it is your job. When did the job become a 'tenured position?'

    Get out and earn your salary.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Love this solution. But I would add cream cheese instead of butter. And then instead of keeping it moving, I would like to take a nap.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I don't think I'm losing my job but I am very depressed and not working very hard. My heart just isn't in it.
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm busy as my regular bee hive building days! Plenty of buzzin' going on but little in the honey collecting department!

    Managers are wanting us to do mining for gold, silver, bronze and platinum!!! They want the data, telecalls, meetings despite thinking we're all getting canned! A few less calls and plenty more time sifting through the muddy remains....on FTS and excel!!!

    Hey........when are samples coming?
    I'm running dry!!!!!!!!!!
    Guess that's a clue....no?
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Eco bust Fusion. Went off roading dukes of hazard style in my Fusion to let off some steam. Eco bust engine overheated and broke the rear axel. Come on fleet, pick my car up and drive it away like the wagon on the movie Vacation. I am also smoking one cigar per evening with all windows rolled up. Hope some sorry as# a or d rep inherits this disaster of a fleet ride. Disconnected the ac compressor too. Hope someone in Arizona gets it and doesn't mind the dog piss smell in the back seat. I also put some rainbow stickers in the rear window. Sweet!!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Dignity. It sets an example for co-workers, friends and family. My spouse got let go but he worked as hard the first and as he did the last.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Agree! He has dignity and he should be praised. Beware some creeps in this place might laugh and complain about him. Some losers here bi"ch and lie about dignified workers. They do this to hide their BS from managers. Eventually they bite themselves in their own butt.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    If you do, you are a fool! Take every second you have until the 23rd to find another job! Doing anything else, would be a disservice to yourself and your family!
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    No rush to find a job. I want my severance and a little break.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Another lazy, entitled rep who end up getting evicted / foreclosed on..and then moving into Mommy's basement for free grilled cheese sammiches.

    You better get yo mind right or you'll be another 2 years without a job, fool!
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I've never seen a greater number of crybabies in my life! Please, for gods sake wake up!! the job, as a productive and meaningful endeavor is over (and has been for quite some time). Period!! You can blame Merck or the overly regulated nanny state that now grips America, but the fact remains that dragging deli trays and your idiot manager into offices no longer produces any meaningful results. If you really want to do something productive just make sure that you, and any of your friends and relatives, don't have a brain cramp and vote for another group of democrat socialists jerk-offs, whose only skills are increasing regulations (and taxes) and hammering in another nail into the coffin of the US economy!
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Amen to post 19