Viva Las Vegas

Good times ahead. I can't wait to hook up with my Lilly counterpart.

 

I hope you have a fabulous time with him

 

Does he prefer jelly or syrup when tossing your salad?

 

This will not be a very good meeting. Considering some of the challenges we are facing, the 'fun factor' that should go with a launch meeting will be greatly missing.

This will be like going to a 4 star restaurant and ordering chicken with a glass of tap water.

Launch meetings are meant to provide some excitement and enthusiasm for the pending launch. I am skeptical that this will happen.

 

Very odd that our Lilly counterparts have already registered but we have heard nothing yet. Maybe they are still trying to figure the actual headcount that will launch. They mentioned that some territories would get extra bodies while others may not be launching. Any word?

 

My guess is that you are the kind of person that finds the worst in everything. Can't imagine you can sell, Debbie Downer or is it Darby Downer.

 

Yea but can you say save $440,000?

 

Who came up with this plan and when? Colossal you know what.

 

Anybody elses airline reservations totally screwed up?

 

I'm pretty sure this is going to be fun.

 

Talent: Chris Barrett in a dunking pool.

Wonder if he'll get it wet without the SVP title to impress?

 

Love that online booking tool.

 

Why is that? Oh that's right, because you know what it takes to find space that will hold 3000 plus people in August with 2 months notice. Keep dropping those samples.

 

Ewe?

 

Isn't that a sheep?

 

Your mom works for Lilly?

 

How many will lose their jobs by the time Vegas Friday comes around?
Every company that has meetings in Vegas always comes away with
Casualties.
DB

 

Vegas provides a 25% Relative Reduction in head count when compared to Dallas in controlled, double-dummy, parallel group, alcohol-induced clinical studies.

 

can I use part of my dinner budget towards ordering a hooker?

 

Have to be responsible. In fairness the people who will fuck up in Vegas will fuck up anywhere.