Get Old = stupid campaign

What a stupid campaign and complete waste of $$. What has Pfizer ever contributed to healthy aging? Heard Ian pulled this one out of his ass at a leadership meeting.

 

that's generally how most important decisions are made at Pfizer!

 

Yes, keep people alive longer to sell our shitty drugs. Example, Lipitor...causes diabetes...think that wasn't planned? Parker Davis was no fool.

 

But we don't sell any diabetes drugs....yet

 

It was originally called "become an old fart like Ian" but they wanted something snappier.

 

And now there's a link between statins an cancer.