Recent college grad looking into state director position...

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, Jan 4, 2011 at 7:01 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    So I was thinking... since I am right out of college and I have never been laid off before, I might have a good chance if I apply for a state director position. They told me back at school that because I was young, have a 4.0 GPA, and most of the market competion involves people who are "unemployable" (Those that are without a job in and in their late 30's and 40's), I would have an outstanding chance for a serious career upgrade. I really think that in this economy, this is the silver lining for sharp college grads who are ambitious and ready to take charge. I have a strong sense of self confidence. I'm not like most, as most do not graduate Magna Cum Laude from Wellesley. I am very optimistic and kind of totally excited!! Taking Pfizer by storm, I'm ready to dominate...
     

  2. Anonymous

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    Go for it I am sure you can do a much better job than most of the people in those positions now. Oh hell, go for Ian's job. How about kegs in every POA meeting room. Have a beer whenever you please. You are my kind of person.
     
  3. Anonymous

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    Please take over the state of Missouri, we are dying here.
     
  4. Anonymous

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    Renamed the state of Misery under this SD. Governing from Chicagoland is not working.
     
  5. Anonymous

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    Delusional and undeserving.

    Yup, you fit all of the qualifications to be an SD.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Are you black?
     
  7. Anonymous

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    Black? With a 4.0 average? I was thinking more like a lesbo coming from Wessley. Should be promoted quickly.
     
  8. Anonymous

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    Black? Lesbo? 4.0 average? With a Mexican father? You are HIRED!
    Which state would you like to direct?
     
  9. Anonymous

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    We need you in Wisconsin. We have the worst SD in the existence of Pfizer.
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Can you leed a cheer?! If so come to Georgia!