Being forced to room with someone at meetings is so degrading and dehumanizing

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, Feb 17, 2010 at 12:07 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    These cream puffs will soon envy the perks they enjoyed under Pfizer. I hear from a Inventiv CSO friend that those beds and bathrooms at those Holiday Inns suck!
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Not to mention the fantastic, 8 year ongoing affair I had my last 8 years. We met once (or twice) a month and were so 'ready' every time. It was like nothing I'd ever experienced before and no pressure time wise. Now that I'm retired it isn't as easy to cover an 8 hour absence.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Especially if you're retired, you must be old and probably can't get your dick up. Dream on.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Good thing you have your memories right? Should be easier to cover it up if you're smart enough. Guess you're not too smart. How's your Pfizer helping ya now?
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    To the previous 2 posters: 1) I can get it up, not like 20 years ago but then you forget, we get free Viagra with our Rx plan and meeting once a month is still nice. 2) Yes, still have the great memories and wouldn't change it. Don't get the 'not so smart' part. It was a great ride (pun intended) and I'm still riding now & then - just not as much but - on the other hand, it's a really nice way to go.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    You old Pfizer guys are pathetic for the most part. The blue pills you get every month help you get it up but can you keep it up? Are they for your pleasure or hers? Can you give her a good hard ride? I doubt it. You talk of affairs so that assumes you went/are going outside of your marriage. Likely you pick married women because that is one of the cardinal rules. You justified about doing it on company time. Sounds reasonable. The last eight years until you retired and never got caught? That must be a record for a soon to be retiree. Must have been difficult winding that down but nature probably took it’s course. Better to have been a have been than a nothing at all. Can’t carve out eight hours a month since you’re retired? Sad. Such an honorable man with likely a vivid imagination. You must have an empty life. Good luck on your continued well managed retirement.
     
  7. Anonymous

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    One time, at sales camp, there was this guy that came on to me and I said "No!". I regret it now.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Its funny….3 years ago there used to be a lot of bitching about room mates. I wonder why we don't hear much about that anymore?
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It was BAD back then. Now, not so much
     
  10. anonymous

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    Or a pill head. At least alcoholics go to sleep eventually.
     
  11. anonymous

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    One time, at sales camp, my roommate was asleep and had diarrhea in the bed and rolled around in it all night.
     
  12. anonymous

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    If this is such a BFD, whip out your own credit card and book a room. WTF.
     
  13. anonymous

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    You DO know that is strictly prohibited and part of this problem, right? If they find out there are two reservations under the same name and the hotel screws up the billing, you will be repremanded.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Reprimanded....with what? A wet noodle. I have done this for years.
     
  15. anonymous

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    Oh man.. I just laughed out loud for about 5 minutes. Thanks for this.
     
  16. anonymous

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    fucking hysterical. There was a dm at Hospira now with biosimilars was banging one of his reps but the rep was also banging one of their doctors. One night the three converged by accident in one of their rooms-only for the dm's wife to show up unexpectedly. The story told to me still makes me scream. All fucking douchebags all fucking each other. Hey is their a biosimilar viagra?
     
  17. anonymous

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    i heard about this because I was at that same meeting. Heard also the DM was boinking the doctor. A real love quadrangle
     
  18. anonymous

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    And you were in mommys basement whacking off while the trio played. You ACCS folks couldn't get laid in a morgue !
     
  19. anonymous

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    I had one of these who was BOTH! It was like rooming with a possessed zombie. I built a barricade of chairs to try to keep her in her room. I gave her the b-room in E-Suites. She didn't know whether to pass out/charge at me/run out the door/jump on me, stayed lit all night and early morning. Eventually around 5AM (when I get up) she passed out. Our flight was leaving that day so I just checked out and caught a ride to the airport with others. I received NO support from management when I reported it; but, insisted on my own room after that or I was going to raise hell. I got my own room from that point on and so did she.
     
  20. anonymous

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    Hahahaha.... this is the moat hilarious thread on the board. When you arrive to find a roommate, do your best to make them as uncomfortable as possible. When they complain, they look like an a** and you win.

    Or better yet, just be a normal person and appreciate the fact your company makes an investment in your development regardless of how "unpleasant" you may view your individual circumstances.

    Put positive in and get it back out. Good luck to those too posh to appreciate corporate handouts.