Timely Separation...What's in, What's Out

Truly sorry for those separated too early in their career. I wish them well.
I trust that my separation saved a younger rep's job. Feel free to add some.

What's IN / What's OUT

Buying / Selling
Freedom / Quotas
I Tunes / I Rep
Social Calls / Doctor Calls
Tasting / Sampling
Joy Rides / Field Rides
Taking Calls / Making Calls
Wearing Shorts / Wearing Suits
Playing Sports / Expense Reports
Motorcycles / Call Cycles
Pension Checks / Pay Checks
Social Security Checks / Bonus Checks
Severance Pay / Lottery Tickets
Corvette Stingray / Nissan Altima
Driving Gloves / Winter Gloves
Living out of the Suitcase / Working out of the Trunk
Opening / Closing
Asking / Probing
Going out for Brunch / Bringing In Lunch
Tying one on / Wearing a Tie
Financial Plans / Business Plans
Casual Conversations / Product Presentations
Ocean Breezes / Product Breezes
401k / POA
Naps / Meetings
Hawaiian Shirts / Masters Jacket
52 Weeks of Vacation / 5 Weeks of Vacation
hotmail / e-mail
Family and Friends / LAT and manager
Rock Climbing / Career Ladders
Discover / Amex
Following the Sun / Watching the Clock
Shifting Gears / Bored to Tears
Sweat Pants / Dress Pants
Travel Planner / Vacation Day Tracker
Every Day is Saturday / Working for the Weekend
Open Air Driving / A/C on Max
Face Time / Conference Calls
Batting Averages / Call averages
Shop Manuals / Product Manuals
Haciendas / Agendas
Strength Training / Compliance Training
Performance Tires / Snow Tires
Car Wax / Xanax
The Late Show / Sleeping Pills
Flip Flops / Dress Shoes
Winning the Game / Playing the Game
TV Programs / Dinner Programs
Sleeping In / Alarm Clocks
Brew Pubs / Waiting Rooms
Stubble / Shaving
Play / Work
Putters and Greens / Drivers and Red Lights
Rent It / Own It
Sea Spray / Road Salt
Musica / Lyrica

 

Classic post!

 

Being recently retired and in my 50's I sometimes get asked "are you bored". Reading this post pretty much says it all and answers the question. As long as you have good health and can afford it-life is good. After 30+ years of having other people tell you what to do and where to go, it's nice to make your own decisions. This job used to be so great. Back in the day you used to actually feel like you made a difference/earned your salary....now, it has turned into a clusterfu*k of a job. I miss "some" of my work colleagues, I sure as hell don't miss Pfizer or what healthcare has become.

 

Here's to good health and independent wealth. That's the end game.

 

Amen brother!!

 

Run, Forrest! Run!
I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.

 

Whatever it takes.

 

F off troll pos you aren't funny at all

 

Troll Cp / Out of work loser

 

Sick lonely MFKr you are !

 

O.P. I posted to illustrate that you can focus on the positives during life's transitions. Interesting how quickly the venom comes out. Sad to see frustration and jealousy, although I did expect it from some. Thanks to all who took this in good spirit. I hope you all have long careers and finish wherever it is you strive to be.

 

#tags / name tags

 

First Class / a:coach

 

Boss / Listening to the boss

 

Staying young / Get Old

 

Is there a choice??

 

I am hopeful that less work, stress, anxiety and more leisure activity, healthful pursuits and peace of mind can keep you feeling younger.

 

The Sunshine State / The Sunshine Act

 

Good one!