Enough! Get the old reps outta here!

They don't even know what they are saying.

 

The young rep says/hears: "Doctor! Good to see you again, you look great!, how's the day going? I just wanted to followup since our last meeting and show you this graph which demonstrates our........, oh, sure you can sign right here and I"ll leave you that study"
Doctor hears/says: blah, blah,blah, blah,/- where can I sign?

The Old Rep Says: "yep, still here, this stuff still works, only kills those pain in the ass pts, sign here 3 times so I won't have to come back and bug you for another 3 months, thanks"
Doc hears/says: 'still works, won't bug me -/ Great, I'll keep writing it..thanks!

 

And which one do you think doctors hate seeing walk in the door?

 

Good one!!! Too funny but true

 

"The kids at Bristol are sharp as a thistle, when they do the Bristol stomp. It's really somethin' when the joint is jumpin', when they do the Bristol Stomp".
It started at Bristol, at a DJ Hop- they holler and whistle, never want to stop- and here's the latest, it's a crazy sight ro see...........!
The Douvells, "circa 1965"

And the follow- up, "Bristol Twistin' Annie, lay your pistol down!
"circa 1966"

 

yes they are old and sticky like caramel ice

 

But surely you must realize they have twice the brains, twice the IQ, and twice the general intellegence of a 35 year old rep!

 

Spencer has no brains, IQ, or general knowledge ....

 

No, just twice the age.

 

I am curious. How old is old? Do you have a cut off age?

 

Ah--so much knowledge,so little wisdom. Why do you think getting rid of the "old" reps would make your life any better.

 

Ahhh, yes! I remember it well. I was a freshman in college when "The Bristol Stomp" was popular! We were the best and the brightest at Penn. So much more superior than those of today! Thank you for the reminder of the songs!

 

I'm not sure your memory is trustworthy old one.

 

My memory is perfectly fine, I assure you!

 

So why don't you quit and work for a company like BI who fires reps when they hit 45.

 

The way it should be. Sex sells, no one wants grandparent reps selling to them.

 

Suuuuure it is pappy, we won't hurt you. Just slip your arms into the white jacket like a tuxedo and cone with the men to your new home. Everything is fine there.

 

Does it make you cry that they pay me so much? Are you frightened that I have a massive pension and you don't? The bills are paid, no stress, and I have time to play. Sorry your life sucks, but with your anger issues and low self-esteem you should be grateful you even have a job (hope you don't get down-sized next go-around). Good Luck! A geezer with a great life...

 

Excellent!

 

I couldn't have said it better.....now off to the beach