Opening Speech "spin"

What will be the first words spoken out of managenent at meeting?

 

"We are rightsized! The future is bright and Osphena is performing Great!"

Unfortunately it will be spoken in Japanese and none of us will understand a word of it!

 

Good Morning everyone.
We fuktauppa!

 

Wonder if we will get another Nike Fit band! I got a $145 at the Nike store when I returned it!

 

Look up at the stage and laugh at harslow!
Everyone should FAKE CLAP!

 

how many times will JH use the word "passion" in his state of
the union speech? I hear Vegas has set the over/under at 10.