On the 12th day of Christmas, my CTL gave to meee: 12 RFM's to do by Christmas 11 ride along days between now and X-mas ...f#ck! 10 Lay off scares from Uncle Kenneth 9 Merck Cookbooks on how to feed your family on gov't cheese 8 hints to start looking for employment elsewhere 7 Com Central e-mails on rep downsizing 6 bullsh*t reasons for my lousy bonus 5 failed product launches 4 CIA compliance tests 3 Lame ass products with Tier 3 coverage 2 pharmacy calls per day or else AND 1 Company car with 85 thousand miles!!
Funny stuff! Funnier is that doctors and staff have no idea about the life of a rep...most think its just fun in the sun..
On the 12th day of Christmas, Merck gave to me 12 Managers a lying 11 Vioxx users a dying 10 Pensions a frying 9 Hassans a laughing 8 Sites a closing 7 Kick-backs a kicking 6 PMPs a wiping (my butt) 5 GOL-DEN PARACHUTES (only for the top) 4 Copters a landing (not in Summit) 3 Divisons a splitting 2 Scheckters a Schecting AND A Partidge crapping on a bald, black head!
Rookie you suck. Better is: 12 fake calls 11 Help desk calls 10 "personal days" 9 deli trays 8 Conference calls 7 picking nose 6 farting CTLs 5 sample audits 4 ride alongs 3 HJs 2 Layoff emails 1 FDA rejections per day!
OP here!! Anyone else out there have any ideas for a "12 Days Of Christmas" with a Merck theme? Hollar at me!!
12 minutes awaiting on hold with help desk 11 delis a slinging 10 territories a vacant 9 emails a deleting 8 fake a calls a day 7 error messages 6 rules a breaking 5 gold en showers 4 conference calls a day 3 layoffs a rumored 2 real calls a week And a 15% raise for Kenny!
