Friday May 2, Kenny Well, it's been a good week here. I conducted a teleconference that was very well received by the participants (note to me: buy something for myself on the expense account!). I think our "sales" people realize they are too expensive so layoffs will help relieve their guilt. Good to hear the DCOs report that most of the caterers (reps) are most scared of not being to wear their Merck badge anymore. Question: how soon can we get rid of them? Think of all the oil changes we can save if we cut them next week instead of next month LOL! Sincerely Riad PS count me in on those penn state luxury suite tickets!
Kenny Almost forgot, I'm on track to meet my headcount cut bonus plan so the drinks are on me next time at the country club! Riad
Kenny One more idea. Let's send the corporate photographer to wheels and take pictures of all the repossed rep cars to get some pub as a "green" company. In other words massive layoffs=less gas=more democrat votes for Barack! Yours, Riad