Being forced to room with someone at meetings is so degrading and dehumanizing

Well said.

 

Oh we're complaining about THIS crap again? Well, I have some news: based on the issues with Celebrex, and what I read in a ZS Associates report, starting in 18 months, about a third of us (and most KAMs and RMs) won't ever have to worry about roomies while working for Pfizer.

We're focusing and complaining about petty BS when something much, much more serious is starting to form. Do your homework, people!! Senior level marketing and other HQ-types are gearing up the huge, expensive non-personal promotion campaigns for launch in 2016.

Anyone wanna guess why?

 

A scientific research consensus has determined that those employees who have no issues with being assigned same gender roommates at meetings are homosexual or latent homosexuals.

 

Non personal campaign...no need for hotel rooms...sounds like pharma has finally heard about this new thing called the internet and i-thingys that the new young docs like a lot...

 

Most honchos here came up during the glory days of reach and frequency, when Mobile phones weighed a pound and Al Gore was still hatching his internet idea.

 

In the not to distant future, you will be desperately missing your roomie's farting, snoring, and pubic hairs on the soap.

 

I had a roomie who farted and crapped like a champion. Charming otherwise.

 

It will be known as the good old days

 

Ah yes, fond memories of awakening to a skid mark in the bowl.

 

Even fonder memories of being in your mid 20's and having to room with a geezer in their late 50's who for some reason was not in the Masters Program.

Wow. When those guys get up in the middle of the night to piss they get it ALL.OVER.THE.TOILET.

 

These poor saps just don't get it. But they will, when that 10am call comes next Spring!

 

Its funny. Look at the original posts in this thread. Notice how so few respond now, as compared to a few years ago? Many of the original whiners hit the bricks. If they didn't land at Otsuka or a small Japanese company, they're probably contract.

 

Especially when you wake up getting poked in the pooper. Awkward!

 

Two years from this day, occasional roomies will be the least of our Pfizer-related problems.
Clock it.

 

Like my room mate with his winter green DNA spray

 

My roomate used MY toothbrush because she was so drunk!

 

Rooming with someone is cool as long as you have a pitbull laying in the bed with you to stop any funny business.

 

top performers and masters do not have to share rooms. aspire to be one of them...

 

Your pitiful! Another effeminate,bed wetting,beta male who has a sense of entitlement. No surprise the industry is sinking like a rock.

 

The girls wrecked the industry, not the boys. All the "bow down to the working mother" crap is what polluted everything.

Most guys don't give a shit if they have to share rooms. Its the whiny, bitchy, self entitled women who expect the world to bow down to them. "I need a single room so I can call home at night and talk to my kids" blah blah blah