Drug Testing

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, May 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I was wondering what exactly do they test for on the panel? Does anyone know?

    I am a new hire and just inquiriing.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    If you are concerned, you won't be in this business long.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They test for Stupidity. You're not going to pass.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You probably shouldn't have snorted coke off that hookers tits last night.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Any real answers? Hair or urine?
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Urine- general

    Hair- Suspected drug user they want to get rid of
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Chromosome typing. If LGBT then you're hired.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Very funny!!!! Great post.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What's up with all this talk pfizer hiring lgbt or non-white males only? Why would this be true?
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    butt hair
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    did they do urine or hair for new hires at Pfizer?
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You've asked this question on multiple threads. Sounds like you have a problem.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The test goes as follows:
    1-They make you piss in your hair and then they smell it.
    2-If they like the smell, you're hired. If not they tell you to piss off.

    Don't worry. You will do well!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They also random test so if you make it through you more than likely will get tested down the line.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Only worried about initial test. Does anyone actually know or is this thread just for talking shit?
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Urine