After they shave your head for uniformity they followup with a urine test. The DM pi$$eS all over you on fake field trips. Then, after they spend a lifetime sucking your blood ....they swallow..your pension.
You god damned hippies. I'll be waiting outside your testing facility with a whole assload of tear gas. "Groovy", man.
Refer to your BM post earlier. Regardless...any testing easily picks out an asshole. Then you get hired.
I just have one of my kids piss in a flask I can hide rather easily in my drawers. Then I go into the lab right by where I live before it has a chance to cool down and fake it that way. This job is impossible to do without a heavy dose of opioids and the chron that i burn in my vapor pen
If you have been doing drugs and have to take a test, don't eat for a day and drink lots of water. Then drink your urine. It will come out pure.