Lots of inappropriate relationships in Alcon

I hooked up with a girl at the last NSM

 

that is better than the dude you hooked up with at the meeting before...

 

unclean will not inheirt the Kingdom of Heaven.
Repent, you fool!
Sodom and G were destroyed for a reason. oral and anal sex is unclean, and God hates it.

 

Wear a bib. Your chin is drippy

 

Its spelled Gomorrah.

 

first names please and i do work here and it must be you that they are talking about

 

LOL, since the company is going to shit, might as well make the best of it. I have my eye on someone and she's sexy as hell.

Indecent proposal here I come

 

condom and gonnareah..

 

"It is the correct behavior for us, not for you."

- Signed, Upper Management

 

Nut up and provide digits

 

Dearies, this is nothing new. As an Alcon veteran (long-retired), I can assure you that hooking up is a time-honored tradition. Ask anyone about the long-ago R&D librarian and her penchant for stairwells. Or the former veep that engendered multiple harassment suits (amazing how the charges were all dropped & the "ladies" involved received promotions). No different from any other major corporation. There are creeps everywhere.

 

What's the big deal, Novartis is having an inappropriate relationship with my anus as we speak. Their intrusion is well beyond just touching or mere discomfort, I'm about to get dry dogged by these mashers.

 

now that made me laugh out loud at my desk

 

I had a great time with my "friend" at the POA two weeks ago. Nobody knows but we hook up at every meeting. He's yummy

 

Thanks, it was fun! Your an animal!

 

This stuff has been going on forever at Novartis! It's always the boy scouts that do you dirty!

 

Yea. And no flowers. Nestlé would have been considerate enough to bring chocolate.