1. Put in cappuccino machines. Add French Roast and Columbian. Make free. 2. Put in Starbucks coffee shop. Pull out free cappuccino machines. 3. Remove all cups. Remind guests/ visitors to bring coffee cups from home. 4. Remove free break area that is frequently used. Put in another Starbucks. Put in mini cafe. 5. Replace already cheap toilet paper with really really cheap toilet paper. No one will tell. Someone is making money.
We have to hit double digit growth! Save 13.3 million dollars!! Cut Travel and T&E budgets for everyone except upper management!!! Fire employees who do work in the name of a bigger marketing budget!!!! Let's charge people for coffee, dry cleaning and car washes. Let's say that HR is banding until Q4 to prevent any promotions. We have to make up for the millions we waste on dying R&D projectsSave, save, save so that we can get Sabrina and Curious George a bigger bonus.
BTW......who was being picked up in the chauffeured Lincoln in front of tower A at 4 this afternoon? I wonder....
field sales here, am I affected? also, counter this fake crap eco shit by flushing twice as much, washing your hands twice as long, and using double the paper towels to dry your hands. you may als o choose to extend your shutter time to double your normal time, wipe with twice as much paper, and use 2 ass gaskets when in the crapper instead of one. this way the projected 10% reduction some pinhead proposed, is countered with 200% usage. bean counters must be fought on their level. oh yeah, bring batteries from home, and use the blue shredder bin for all paper, regardless of need. always include paper clips, staples, that heavy ass wrap on new reams, and any and all prohibited content. btw has anyone seen my stapler, it's a red swingline...
Actually it's part of the strategy. Now you have to drive to SAMs club to take a dump; using your break time. Savings: labor, toilet paper, water. The money is just piling up.
PLEASE do not do that. Some jackasses in my building do that and a couple times a month the toilets clog and overflow and the crappy water sludge seeps under the wall and soaks the carpet in my office. It is no fun working in a septic tank.
LMMFAO!!! you must know that a post like that can only invite a reply like this: ATTN: all users, upgrade your ass gasketry to triple thickness and flush twice. also, use enough TP to wrap your hand like a baseball mitt, wiping only once between rewraps. if the pile in the bowl does not breech the surface and resemble a volcanic island, add more until it does. if you do not strike the island with your knuckles when going in, it's not tall enough. two way downstream check: if your mass is consumed in a single flush, there isn't enough in the bowl. add accordingly, using any method to construct your island. you should achieve a two flush minimum to meet expectation, a three or more for CEE.
