Mr Swindler-I got 36% raise too

My board(me) was comparing your 36% increase in salary(5yrs of tenure) to my 2%(20 yrs of service) and the calculations were not in line. By the rule of 72 your salary doubles in 2 years and mine in 36 yrs. HMMM!!! my board(me again) thought out loud on how we can close the gap. One of the members(oh yeah me again) made the motion to reduce the workday by 36%. We lustered up the support from the rest of the board and finally became unanamous(sure you know how to spell that!!). It was a great 3 hr board meeting with snacks provided by pfizer. The board told me everything is going to work out just like it did with you. I cant wait till your next raise so
can be done by noon.

happy rep with 36% raise-actually 38% if you do the math