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Old 09-10-2007, 11:09 PM
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Default Ladies - Perineum Licking

So ladies, if you don't like the idea of having your ass licked, how about the Perineum? You all really should step out of the shower and have your man do that. He can lick your ass and girlie with ease if your on your hands and knees.

How's this for tasty?: (WARNING CHILD BIRTH IN PROGRESS) http://www.sciencebasedbirth.com/ima...paint_crop.JPG

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Old 09-11-2007, 08:11 AM
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Reality check as to what a pussy is really for, considering how men sit around all day and fantasize about ways to abuse it.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:03 PM
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So ladies, if you don't like the idea of having your ass licked, how about the Perineum? You all really should step out of the shower and have your man do that. He can lick your ass and girlie with ease if your on your hands and knees.

How's this for tasty?: (WARNING CHILD BIRTH IN PROGRESS) http://www.sciencebasedbirth.com/ima...paint_crop.JPG
You've sucked a dick before haven't you?
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:07 PM
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You've sucked a dick before haven't you?
Not gay, I'm gay-like.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:03 PM
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Hi SD, and a little scared to respond since you're way out of my league, but I would think that most women just want the initial romance.

You know, coming up from behind, kissing us on the neck or shoulders, then turning us around, and ....... then we let go...... and ..........
Kevin said he would do this with you.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:14 PM
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Kevin said he would do this with you.
Leave her alone, she's my secret.

Poor Richard's Almanac sez, "A tongue sometime, will get you from behind."

I know what you want honey, we can share later. PM me tonight, OK?
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:16 PM
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Leave her alone, she's my secret.

Poor Richard's Almanac sez, "A tongue sometime, will get you from behind."

I know what you want honey, we can share later. PM me tonight, OK?
You PM me! Sometimes we like to be approached.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:28 PM
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iam confused who are you talking about?
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Old 01-09-2009, 03:01 PM
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I like it, try it tonight
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Old 01-10-2009, 09:15 AM
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Ask FT and Sbelle...MR. F licks a great perinum!!!MR.F
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:03 PM
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Wonk: Oral sex is for guys that have short, skinny dicks that prematurely finish. You can put your mouth on that stanky spot, I will use my dick.
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:19 PM
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Ask FT and Sbelle...MR. F licks a great perinum!!!MR.F
Yes he does,I want it again!
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:42 PM
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Wonk: Oral sex is for guys that have short, skinny dicks that prematurely finish. You can put your mouth on that stanky spot, I will use my dick.

ha! it's just about the best thing you can do for a girl, not to mention if you use your hands at the same time, you'll give them the best orgasm they've ever had, whereas a penis is rather straightforward and boring
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:56 PM
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slow wet licking there with anal plugging simultaneously is cool
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:05 PM
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the ass is it for us ladies, lick touch f it. It is my zone. I love it and give me a d in my mouth and I am good to go.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:46 AM
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Wonk: Oral sex is for guys that have short, skinny dicks that prematurely finish. You can put your mouth on that stanky spot, I will use my dick.

Is that suppoed to be macho? I feel sorry for any woman you're with.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:38 AM
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God never meant the oral cavity to come near the anal cavity.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:39 AM
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God will also cast all of you down with the sodomites to the ninth circle of hell.
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Old 01-24-2010, 04:58 AM
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God will also cast all of you down with the sodomites to the ninth circle of hell.
Oh good... Party Time!
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Old 01-24-2010, 08:14 AM
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I thought the perineum is the taint. No?
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Old 01-24-2010, 09:20 AM
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I thought the perineum is the taint. No?
LOL!! The taint is the colored ring around the anus..wonka cleans those!The perineum is the spot between the anus and your nuts!
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:31 PM
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Default Re: Ladies - Perineum Licking

The taint is the spot between ass and balls or ass and vagina, which is indeed the perineum.

I was told that taint comes from "It ain't the balls and it ain't the ass"

Taint is not the anus.
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Old 01-24-2010, 01:32 PM
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Perineum: The area between the anus and the scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva (the labial opening to the vagina) in the female otherwise known as the "taint" because it taint pussy or anus.
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:50 PM
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So ladies, if you don't like the idea of having your ass licked, how about the Perineum? You all really should step out of the shower and have your man do that. He can lick your ass and girlie with ease if your on your hands and knees.

How's this for tasty?: (WARNING CHILD BIRTH IN PROGRESS) http://www.sciencebasedbirth.com/ima...paint_crop.JPG
Just a clue........you're gay.
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:46 PM
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God will also cast all of you down with the sodomites to the ninth circle of hell.
9th circle of hell is a literary reference. (Dante'). There are no "circles" of hell in the bible.
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:16 PM
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A circle of hell could also be an anus, right?
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:17 PM
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47,500+ views..damn
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Old 01-24-2010, 11:02 PM
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47,500+ views..damn
That is insane. I wonder if thats a CP record. It's gonna take that douchebag Vag a long time to get there with his faggy thread because the only people that open it up are him and him.
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Old 01-25-2010, 01:14 PM
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A circle of hell could also be an anus, right?
I would circle yours!!just sayin'
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:41 AM
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Best thread ever! Way to go Wonka!
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Old 01-26-2010, 12:06 PM
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There are a number of threads with more views. You all are so stupid. Dont you know how to use a SEARCH? The first number is REPLIES, the second number is views.

Search:

Anonymous Yesterday 11:56 AM
by Anonymous 2,193 views 128,122 Views Pfizer
VYVANSE VS. ADDERALL XR POSTER ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 01-08-2010 12:24 AM
by Anonymous 173 87,024 Shire
RANBAXY LABS BUYOUT OF PRX ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
THE P COMPANIES 01-18-2010 06:31 PM
by THE P COMPANIES 2,453 78,615 Par
An honest insider post, the REAL future at GSK..... ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 09-29-2009 06:36 PM
by Anonymous 276 72,275 GlaxoSmithKline
HIV-GSK ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous Today 01:40 AM
by Anonymous 911 63,976 GlaxoSmithKline
Dentsply Tulsa Dental Specialties ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 11-07-2009 09:49 AM
by Anonymous 780 58,060 Dental Reps
Poll: Darry Hardy thread gone! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 01-12-2010 08:18 AM
by Anonymous 505 52,366 Pfizer
Everyone's Leaving Vistakon Pharma what's up? ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 11-10-2009 10:54 AM
by Anonymous 1,006 48,821 Johnson & Johnson
Ladies - Perineum Licking
Wonka Today 11:41 AM
by Anonymous 29 48,185 Cafepharma Playground
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:46 PM
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Count me as another view!
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Old 01-26-2010, 10:45 PM
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me too
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:06 PM
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There are a number of threads with more views. You all are so stupid. Dont you know how to use a SEARCH? The first number is REPLIES, the second number is views.

Search:

Anonymous Yesterday 11:56 AM
by Anonymous 2,193 views 128,122 Views Pfizer
VYVANSE VS. ADDERALL XR POSTER ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 01-08-2010 12:24 AM
by Anonymous 173 87,024 Shire
RANBAXY LABS BUYOUT OF PRX ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
THE P COMPANIES 01-18-2010 06:31 PM
by THE P COMPANIES 2,453 78,615 Par
An honest insider post, the REAL future at GSK..... ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 09-29-2009 06:36 PM
by Anonymous 276 72,275 GlaxoSmithKline
HIV-GSK ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous Today 01:40 AM
by Anonymous 911 63,976 GlaxoSmithKline
Dentsply Tulsa Dental Specialties ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 11-07-2009 09:49 AM
by Anonymous 780 58,060 Dental Reps
Poll: Darry Hardy thread gone! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 01-12-2010 08:18 AM
by Anonymous 505 52,366 Pfizer
Everyone's Leaving Vistakon Pharma what's up? ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)
Anonymous 11-10-2009 10:54 AM
by Anonymous 1,006 48,821 Johnson & Johnson
Ladies - Perineum Licking
Wonka Today 11:41 AM
by Anonymous 29 48,185 Cafepharma Playground
But that's different!

Most of them have more replies and stayed at the top longer and so of course have more views!

Wonka's thread magically has that many views.

BECAUSE HE LET THE CREEPS OUT.
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:24 PM
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Log in Vag
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:53 PM
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This thing got another 150 hits today. Its out of control! IT COULD GO ALL THE WAY!
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Old 01-27-2010, 12:15 AM
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That is insane. I wonder if thats a CP record. It's gonna take that douchebag Vag a long time to get there with his faggy thread because the only people that open it up are him and him.
Hey dumbshit, the reason it has 47K views is that a lot of perverts type perinuem licking into google - I guess to get articles on proper technique OR trolling for photos of the act itself.
If you type the term 'perineum licking' into Google, the first link that pops up is this one at CP. So any jackoff pervert in the world clicks the link and it becomes a 'view' here. Replies are where it's at. Got it? Now, shoo - go peddle some pills, OK?

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Old 01-27-2010, 12:31 AM
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Hello. I came to this post by searching for information about Perineal Hernia. I was reading and saw your debate on the number of people visiting this. Anyone searching anything on Perineum can find this thread.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:49 AM
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Hey dumbshit, the reason it has 47K views is that a lot of perverts type perinuem licking into google - I guess to get articles on proper technique OR trolling for photos of the act itself.
If you type the term 'perineum licking' into Google, the first link that pops up is this one at CP. So any jackoff pervert in the world clicks the link and it becomes a 'view' here. Replies are where it's at. Got it? Now, shoo - go peddle some pills, OK?
Why are you so concerned? Dork...
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:23 AM
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Why are you so concerned? Dork...
You have asked the million dollar question.

Why would a grown/middle aged man obsess over his thread and the number of replies it has? Why would a grown/middle aged man get into a fight about total views of his thread?

Reality check is needed in this case as soon as possible.
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:34 AM
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A circle of hell could also be an anus, right?
Hey sexy,I had a great dream last night about circling yours.MR.F
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:10 AM
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keep your fetish to feet Mr. F..
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:31 AM
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HA! Check out post #37 and #38. Both are obvioulsy from Vag. That is the nerdiest, dorkiest thing I have ever seen. He really is upset by this. Too funny. No Vag this isnt the first thing that comes up if you type those things into a search engine. I tried Google and Yahoo. And how many people do you think really google "perineum licking" anyway? No Vag it has more views because Wonka is a genuine interesting person and you are a fake wannabe imitation. DONE!
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:20 AM
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Vaggy sounds jealous.
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:23 AM
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Vaggy sounds jealous.
What kind of grown man cares that much?!?!?!?!?
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:30 AM
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What kind of grown man cares that much?!?!?!?!?
A lonely pathetic one.

I have an idea. Let's just all post on this one thread until it overtakes his thread. Maybe he will finally grab the leads on his electric wheelchair.
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:34 AM
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bump for Wonka!
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:49 AM
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I only posted the correct answer because you pussies are so fucking lame.

But, I agree, it's time for that thread to die - let's put it to a vote: Someone start a poll and if those who want it to die outnumber those who don't by Friday AM, then I will delete all my posts to the thread. I can't delete the thread because I didn't start it but I could give a rat's ass if it dies tomorrow. It was fun for awhile but not now.

Go Wonka, you da man !

OK, now where's my wheelchair?
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:51 AM
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Fuck off!
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:55 AM
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I only posted the correct answer because you pussies are so fucking lame.

But, I agree, it's time for that thread to die - let's put it to a vote: Someone start a poll and if those who want it to die outnumber those who don't by Friday AM, then I will delete all my posts to the thread. I can't delete the thread because I didn't start it but I could give a rat's ass if it dies tomorrow. It was fun for awhile but not now.

Go Wonka, you da man !

OK, now where's my wheelchair?
Here's an even better idea. Why don't you go away and never come back?
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