Questcor announces new CEO

2007/09/19 08:07:47

UNION CITY, Calif., Sept 19, 2007 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Questcor Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (AMEX:QSC), a specialty pharmaceutical company, today announced the appointment of Orenthal James Simpson as President and Chief Executive Officer. Mr. Simpson has also been appointed a member of Questcor's Board of Directors.
"The Board sought an accomplished cutting edge individual with substantial expertise in public relations and lack of moral values," explained Al, Chairman of the Board. "Additionally, the Board assessed each candidate's track record and capability to think creatively about Questcor's business. We looked for a talented executive who would positively elevate the public's perception of Questcor pharmaceuticals and someone who wouldn't mind lauping the heads off of 80% of the sales force. We believe that in "the Juice", as he is affectionaltely referred to as by the three remaining home office members, we have found that executive. His successful track record in sales, burglery, double homicide, and general management, coupled with his energy and enthusiasm, convinced us that we had found the right individual to lead Questcor."
Prior to joining Questcor, Mr. Simpson played professional football for the Buffalo Bills. Following a brief, yet successful acting and broadcast carreer, Mr. Simpson stood trial for double murder. His Heisman trophy is proudly encased in the lobby of Questcor's headquarters.



Ok, obviously this is even too rediculous for Questcor.

that could be the best post I have seen on CF. I am excited about Questcor's future now. Screw the patients and buy the stock. We will all make millions someday as we board the express train to hell.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

2007/09/19 08:07:47

UNION CITY, Calif., Sept 19, 2007 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Questcor Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (AMEX:QSC), a specialty pharmaceutical company, today announced the appointment of Orenthal James Simpson as President and Chief Executive Officer. Mr. Simpson has also been appointed a member of Questcor's Board of Directors.
"The Board sought an accomplished cutting edge individual with substantial expertise in public relations and lack of moral values," explained Al, Chairman of the Board. "Additionally, the Board assessed each candidate's track record and capability to think creatively about Questcor's business. We looked for a talented executive who would positively elevate the public's perception of Questcor pharmaceuticals and someone who wouldn't mind lauping the heads off of 80% of the sales force. We believe that in "the Juice", as he is affectionaltely referred to as by the three remaining home office members, we have found that executive. His successful track record in sales, burglery, double homicide, and general management, coupled with his energy and enthusiasm, convinced us that we had found the right individual to lead Questcor."
Prior to joining Questcor, Mr. Simpson played professional football for the Buffalo Bills. Following a brief, yet successful acting and broadcast carreer, Mr. Simpson stood trial for double murder. His Heisman trophy is proudly encased in the lobby of Questcor's headquarters.



Ok, obviously this is even too rediculous for Questcor.

I am in awe. Consider this an electronic shake of the hand to the author. I am still laughing my ass off...