Why is it called "tossing your salad?"

I get it when they say kissing the brown eye or the balloon knot....but why is putting your tongue up someone's ass called "tossing their salad?" For the life of me I can not get the reference for that act. Yet, it seems universally accepted as a way to describe it? Hmmmmmmmm.......

cum on over and i'll explain it 2 ya

I am not sure about the name but it sure feels good.

Woman here. Is everyone really serious about all this ass eating? Really? I'd like to know. I think I'd be a little too self conscious to let someone do it. I mean, even after a long hot shower. And don't make comments about "oooh, you're fat and you smell." I don't and my husband and I have a great sex life. Still, I'm hesitant.

Is there like one ass eater out there who posts over and over or is this something I should open my eyes to? I'm no prude but I dunno. Can some normal person explain the allure?

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Woman here. Is everyone really serious about all this ass eating? Really? I'd like to know. I think I'd be a little too self conscious to let someone do it. I mean, even after a long hot shower. And don't make comments about "oooh, you're fat and you smell." I don't and my husband and I have a great sex life. Still, I'm hesitant.

Is there like one ass eater out there who posts over and over or is this something I should open my eyes to? I'm no prude but I dunno. Can some normal person explain the allure?

NORMAL GUY - I don't know but sticking my tongue up where shit comes out doesn't do much for me, same with putting my wanker there - I avoid putting things in, where shit comes out.
Now muff diving - I can do that for hours, but a good ten minutes and you'll be begging me to slide it in!

Thank you, Normal Guy. I can now turn off the TV and go to bed with my husband - without feeling oddly compelled to tongue his anus.

All is right with the world. (btw - love your philosophy on muff diving. You sound like fun.)

1. tossing the salad 339 up, 94 down
It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.
Bend over and toss my salad, bitch.

I wonder what kind.

If I were forced to lick the asses of all the leading inmates, I think I'd go with raspberry vinaigrette.

the worst would be blue cheese.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

NORMAL GUY - I don't know but sticking my tongue up where shit comes out doesn't do much for me, same with putting my wanker there - I avoid putting things in, where shit comes out.
Now muff diving - I can do that for hours, but a good ten minutes and you'll be begging me to slide it in!

I'm a normal guy with the exception I guess of some ass play. My wife and I were bored with the same old thing so we ventured to the 'little hole' as we call it. The tightness is so freakin awesome. Even before when I finger both holes at once with two fingers in each holes she loves it. I have licked her ass a few times. I have the same thoughts of the act being dirty, but after a good fingering and her pussy juices getting the little hole all wet I know its pretty clean. She loves it for some reason. The whole act of using the backdoor is just another way of enjoying eachother. Try it out you might enjoy it!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I'm a normal guy with the exception I guess of some ass play. My wife and I were bored with the same old thing so we ventured to the 'little hole' as we call it. The tightness is so freakin awesome. Even before when I finger both holes at once with two fingers in each holes she loves it. I have licked her ass a few times. I have the same thoughts of the act being dirty, but after a good fingering and her pussy juices getting the little hole all wet I know its pretty clean. She loves it for some reason. The whole act of using the backdoor is just another way of enjoying eachother. Try it out you might enjoy it!

Whatever turns u on but I'll stick to pussy. Thanks

Just put jelly in that brown eye and pretend it's a vagg. Yum.

the inmate story sounds good, but that's not the origin. "tossing the salad" is a term gays used when jacking a guy off while you licked his ass. when tossing a salad you use 2 utensils to mix the ingredients, so your jack-off hand is kind of like the mixing spoon. technically I guess if your finger banging a chick that could count too.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Woman here. Is everyone really serious about all this ass eating? Really? I'd like to know. I think I'd be a little too self conscious to let someone do it. I mean, even after a long hot shower. And don't make comments about "oooh, you're fat and you smell." I don't and my husband and I have a great sex life. Still, I'm hesitant.

Is there like one ass eater out there who posts over and over or is this something I should open my eyes to? I'm no prude but I dunno. Can some normal person explain the allure?

It's not really eating the ass. The tongue doesn't even really go in. It's stimulating the nerves right around the opening. Maybe your tongue presses up agianst the sphincter a bit but it can be a real clean experience. I've done it a few times and never had a bad experience. When it's done right (usually by an Asian woman for at least $200) it it the most amazing thing for a guy to experience. The key is "less is more" just like putting a pinky up against my butthole might tickle but don't ram a finger up there and make me feel like I have to take a dump when I am trying to bust my nut! i would suggest a shower first for your own modesty.

GROSS. Why would you do this? Sick. Sick shit.

Don't knock it until you've really tried it. If you have this done well you will do it over and over. Be open minded and enjoy.

wife loves it, but heavy drinking and hot shower must happen first

The first time I did this it was to a Japanese girl in a hotel in Yokosuka, I was turned on so much that I cumed without being touched. Probably because it is so forbidden is why it is so erotic. By the way.....the girl loved it!!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

NORMAL GUY - I don't know but sticking my tongue up where shit comes out doesn't do much for me, same with putting my wanker there - I avoid putting things in, where shit comes out.
Now muff diving - I can do that for hours, but a good ten minutes and you'll be begging me to slide it in!

Hi, NOrmal guy here. I am not crazy about sticking my tongue, there, but if my woman wants it and she enjoys it, I will be more than happy to oblige. Just seeing her tremble and moan, arch her back with pleasure is more than worth it. I had one gf that insisted on returning the favor after I did it to her when she begged, and I must say that it felt awesome... but I do not volunteer for it

Here's my question. Unless you're already gay when you go into prison why do that? Wouldnt getting your ass beat be a better option? Why not just say no and take the ass whuppin? I mean I understand the anal because you would be held down by the other prisoners or whatever but to do this you are doing it kind of voluntarily no? It's not like they can hold you down and pull your tounge out. I'd take the ass whupping.

I just put some grape jelly in there and close my eyes and pretend its a vagina. Works great.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I just put some grape jelly in there and close my eyes and pretend its a vagina. Works great.

You said that already. No one responded the first time because it was a stupid comment then and it's even stupider the second time. ZZZZZZ boring! Fuck off!

i did it on my wife a few months ago and she loved it yet she acts like i never did. she claims it never happened. lol.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I just put some grape jelly in there and close my eyes and pretend its a vagina. Works great.

Respond...ok already!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Respond...ok already!

Do you do that when you are jerking off?

E COLI!!!! E COLI!!!!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

NORMAL GUY - I don't know but sticking my tongue up where shit comes out doesn't do much for me, same with putting my wanker there - I avoid putting things in, where shit comes out.
Now muff diving - I can do that for hours, but a good ten minutes and you'll be begging me to slide it in!

Hmm...you avoid putting your tongue and wanker where shit comes out of, yet you'll put them where blood AND piss comes out of.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Hmm...you avoid putting your tongue and wanker where shit comes out of, yet you'll put them where blood AND piss comes out of.

Yes, because as stated by the previous poster, E. Coli makes a big difference. Further, ass play is obviously showing that someone is actually gay. If that is the case, just go get yourself another guy and leave the women for those of us who are real men.

My husband is very macho, construction worker type. We have both been married before to others and sex is amazing, but there is an age differance of 5 years and a generation gap. I am younger and much more experimental. Let me tell you I have done this before to someone, but one night he got out of the shower and came to bed I asked him to let me give him a message. He happily rolled right over. I messaged his shoulders, and worked my way down. I got him very relaxed and then I licked his b-hole. He almost came unglued, but I reminded him that I always let him experiment on me. He ended up enjoying it so much and I do not think I have every seen his dick so rock hard. We do not speak of this, but when I offer to message his back I think it makes him get hard all over. He loves it and [i] love what it does for him.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

My husband is very macho, construction worker type. We have both been married before to others and sex is amazing, but there is an age differance of 5 years and a generation gap. I am younger and much more experimental. Let me tell you I have done this before to someone, but one night he got out of the shower and came to bed I asked him to let me give him a message. He happily rolled right over. I messaged his shoulders, and worked my way down. I got him very relaxed and then I licked his b-hole. He almost came unglued, but I reminded him that I always let him experiment on me. He ended up enjoying it so much and I do not think I have every seen his dick so rock hard. We do not speak of this, but when I offer to message his back I think it makes him get hard all over. He loves it and [i] love what it does for him.

Fabulous work of fiction. Since when is a 5 yr age difference a "generation gap"? Stupid fucker!

it's a generation gap in Kentucky.

Tossing salad isn't jacking someone off while lickng their ass. Cause I'm positive that's the "rusty trumbone"

Anillingus
# The actual use of "tossing someone's salad" refers to the sexual act of anilingus, or the oral exploration of the anal opening during sex. This is when a person uses their mouth, tongue and lips to massage, probe and explore his partner's anus. When you hear someone say they "want to toss your salad tonight," they are referring to performing oral anal sex on you.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It's not really eating the ass. The tongue doesn't even really go in. It's stimulating the nerves right around the opening. Maybe your tongue presses up agianst the sphincter a bit but it can be a real clean experience. I've done it a few times and never had a bad experience. When it's done right (usually by an Asian woman for at least $200) it it the most amazing thing for a guy to experience. The key is "less is more" just like putting a pinky up against my butthole might tickle but don't ram a finger up there and make me feel like I have to take a dump when I am trying to bust my nut! i would suggest a shower first for your own modesty.

Now we know what libs likes.

if your DM told you you had to toss his/her salad or you would get NI in your file or even worse get fired, would you do it? Would you clean the area first with Purell, or get right down to it?

Jobs are really tight now, so is his anus, so you might have to do it or face endless unemployment.

i would eat him out, just to be safe

Anal sex is king. I leave cat food on my back deck to attract neighborhood cats. I befriend them. It take about a week, but when one comes along by itself that I've befriended, I'll pick it up and take it in the house. Then I ass fuck it to death- literally. I love the sound and feel of snapping its neck as I blow my load in it's tiny cat ass. God it's great. Then I throw it in a plastic grocery bag, tie it up, and drop it on the trash. No hassle, no strange looks, no bullshit from some prude bitch. You could say I'm getting my ass and pussy at the same time. Sweet, huh?