Where are all the hot American guys?

Why do guys let themselves go after 30? Big fat guts-yuck!

Because we can. Which is why we dump chicks after they hit the wall (around 35) for newer hotter models.

uh, I am 41, I have a 31 inch waist, it is easy for me to keep the fat off, I have a lot of anger, to control it I run 4 to 6 miles every morning, swim laps for 30 minutes at lunch and head down to the basement to lift weights after my kids go to bed at night. I tired spending more time with my wife but she keeps her head in facebook. I plan on leaving her this year (that will resolve my anger issues) but will I will never get a beer gut again.

Let me know when you're single. You sound yummy.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Let me know when you're single. You sound yummy.

I forgot to sign my post!!MR.F

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I forgot to sign my post!!MR.F

Where are you from, Mr. F?

I don't mind alittle bit of a belly but hair on the back is a deal breaker to me spreading my legs. Hair on the back is nasty!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

uh, I am 41, I have a 31 inch waist, it is easy for me to keep the fat off, I have a lot of anger, to control it I run 4 to 6 miles every morning, swim laps for 30 minutes at lunch and head down to the basement to lift weights after my kids go to bed at night. I tired spending more time with my wife but she keeps her head in facebook. I plan on leaving her this year (that will resolve my anger issues) but will I will never get a beer gut again.

You sound super delicious with lots of energy to expend. Do you want to workout on me?

[Slartybartfast]

I find that a fat wallet trumps all post thirty appearance problems. Hugh Hefner has it all figured out.

42

LOL All the scanky ugly men have to pay for bleached blonde, fake tits, with HIV. Hef must have an Q of 2!

Well if I’m paying I will order mine without the HIV and change from Blonde to Red head.

I switched to light beer, now I only look like I am 8 months pregnant, btw I just got my back waxed, any ladies free tonight?

It depends measured your 1 eyed eel first and report back to me. By the way, thanks for waxing the back...is the butt hairy?

gut too big, can't see either to answer your question

[1 URBAN MOLE]

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It depends measured your 1 eyed eel first and report back to me. By the way, thanks for waxing the back...is the butt hairy?

Hilarious!

So glad to see that you are laughing, Mr. Mole. There are times your posts are so deep with thought I think you need a good romping to lighten you up. Perhaps you had some afternoon delight today. LOL

[1 URBAN MOLE]

Originally Posted by Anonymous

So glad to see that you are laughing, Mr. Mole. There are times your posts are so deep with thought I think you need a good romping to lighten you up. Perhaps you had some afternoon delight today. LOL

Deep with thought? Yes, sometimes....many times. Do you mean the poems and the dark somber writing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nSETaWNzY

Why that song? Just wondering.

Not so much the poetry, it's just sometimes you seem tobe stressed and sad. This place should be all about laughs. You need to learn to brush off the angrycaseman t r o l l.

Originally Posted by 1 URBAN MOLE

Deep with thought? Yes, sometimes....many times. Do you mean the poems and the dark somber writing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nSETaWNzY

Fuck You!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

gut too big, can't see either to answer your question

LOL your funny i think i am in love!