Why so many bald short men

wow

 

Tennessee's full of 'em.

 

Because the non bald, non short men have opportunities outside of NVS and they leave. Short, bald men are more likely to get cheated on by a wife. They also earn much less than tall men with hair. Just the facts

 

Nobody would hire them that is why don't leave

 

My wife loves my bald head. She says its girth not length

 

Define short.

 

Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

 

Oh crap, this must be a short bald man writing this nonsence. stop already

 

one of them has uncontrollable arm movements when he talks, it's so weird

 

Must be caused by surplus testosterone.

 

Ha ha that sounds like my managing director

 

why so many slut, blond, bimbettes (bimbo wanna be's)----that will be working at kmart soon

 

Can you say a bit of insecurity? I thought you could. : ) That is the problem with these types of men, they try to overcompensate. So sad!

 

Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

 

I don't believe the problem is short, bald men. The problem is those who think short, bald men are a problem. If you think you are smart because you are tall and have hair, YOU have a problem.

 

What's wrong with short, bald men?

 

You must be short and bald or else you would know the answer to that question!

 

I am short and bald. Apparently, my genetic make up seems to think this is how I am supposed to be. And it seems to be working quite well for me. So my question stands.

 

The answer is biology. If you are a manager, you'd feel more comfortable when your report is a little shorter than yourself than when he is taller.

 

A short guy here but sport a 16 incher. Now ask me if the front office ladies and staff look the other way? Only 2 at a time can lift my bowzer so I get the docs to help out, usually with a hydraulic sling.