Are we ready to sell Linzess? Yes, the IBS drug

Where do they get these names?!

 

Are we ready to go to launch the week before Christmas break, because none of us have children in school plays or church programs, right? And I'm sure we will have some sort of "fast start" competition that will prevent us from taking any holiday vacation time after launch. Bad timing.

 

This company doesn't give a f u c k
Haven't you learned that already.. They don't care about you, your family,
Your health.
That is why this company is going down the shitter fast, with their shitty products
Thank god I'm leaving before this dumb launch

 

Get out there and work slaves! Once the launch meeting is over we can sit back and drink Manischewitz.

Sincerely,
EH, TK, and the NY Senior Management Team

 

When you do not have job next Christmas you will have plenty of time for church programs and children, but do not plan on buying gifts. You can make them at home with your free time.

 

This is a MRI biion dollar best in class product genius get off your ass and embrace it.

 

Sure hope the launch meeting is somewhere decent (with big Santas in the lobby probably)

 

Really, right before Christmas. Fuck you assholes.

 

Why would anyone complain about getting a NEW product? There are people getting shit canned everywhere due to lack of NEW products. Be happy we are getting something NEW and actually have something NEW to talk about.

 

One time I had a launch meeting smack in mid-December in Miami. The hotel had a giant Santa and one-horse slay in the lobby which was hysterical against the tropical background and had opposite effect of happy - people pissy each time they saw it because it reminded them what they are missing at home.....Guess the bar did a good business

 

Is anyone else's manager's and RD telling them that they can't take vacation days over the holidays? Is that even legal?

 

Wrong d ouc he. 1% market share doesn't pay the bills like an old workhorse drug. Do the math Einstein. We'll launch it and then get canned if nothing else comes through. I'd take a proven drug over begging for a trial anytime-especially another subjective hope for the best drug. At least with Bystolic they can measure the efficacy. Any credibility Forest built with LX, NM, and BY is going down the toilet. All the years some of us spent trying to prove we weren't a joke are forgotten. We're a huge joke. Fun times, so proud.

 

No vacation allowed. Yes, illegal.

 

Ironwood reps can, and most are, taking vacation days around the holidays.

 

The joke is that you even used credibility and Forest in the same sentence. Ha!

 

LOL...good luck selling this dog, pal. Managed care will see that you were unable to get approved for the elderly because Linzess killed mice in your studies. No one is going to add it in initially until long term usage is proven to not kill people! Besides, why would they take a chance on another chloride ion dispensing drug that has mouse killing side effects when they already have a drug that has been on the market for 6 years (albeit with naseau side effects).

 

That might be true if the mechanism of action were the same as amitiza....

 

The average Ironwood rep makes 100k base + 30k bonus

Good luck carrying their bags around.

 

It will be great working with Ironwood and the 120,000 base reps.

We will do all the work while they collect all the money

 

Even us lowly paid Forest reps are sorry you didn't get the job!