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  #1  
Old 05-02-2013, 07:09 PM
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Smile Assclown

Exactly what is an assclown???
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:24 PM
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The definition is an Abbvie district manager!
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:40 PM
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Rep who cannot count samples

Rep who is afraid of bringing lunch to customers

Bitchy reps

Reps without the sack to work

Lazy reps

Reps who fake calls

Reps who lie on expense reports

Reps who think putting An all-star on ther resume from 2005 will just go unnoticed

Reps who think managers do not speak with each other

Reps who want to know the day layoffs wil happen

Reps who bitch about Double Down

Reps who think their favorite rock band needs a thread

Reps who think someone from Pittsburg is the cause of all their ills

Reps who think thei manager is out to get 'em

Reps who think their DM is somehow a fucking retread with no skills

Reps who start work at 10 and finish by 2.

Same reps who think that shit isn't know

Shitbag reps are assclowns.

But all reps sell.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:44 PM
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Rep who cannot count samples

Rep who is afraid of bringing lunch to customers

Bitchy reps

Reps without the sack to work

Lazy reps

Reps who fake calls

Reps who lie on expense reports

Reps who think putting An all-star on ther resume from 2005 will just go unnoticed

Reps who think managers do not speak with each other

Reps who want to know the day layoffs wil happen

Reps who bitch about Double Down

Reps who think their favorite rock band needs a thread

Reps who think someone from Pittsburg is the cause of all their ills

Reps who think thei manager is out to get 'em

Reps who think their DM is somehow a fucking retread with no skills

Reps who start work at 10 and finish by 2.

Same reps who think that shit isn't know

Shitbag reps are assclowns.

But all reps sell.
Believe you have id'ed the reps who are astute and NOT assclowns. The ones who don't follow these key principals are the true clueless, ass suckers who are about to get what they so justly have earned: a seat on the unemployment bus.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:03 AM
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Another series of dumbass posts.
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:57 AM
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YOU! For posting a vulgar thread!! Grow up frat boy!
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:06 PM
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All Abbvie managers are ASSCLOWNS!!!!!
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:35 PM
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Any self-important tool in a cheap suit that rides around in the passenger seat of fleet car thinking they could make it in a real fortune 500 company.
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Old 05-04-2013, 01:30 PM
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RMS who pressure DMs to put decent reps on PIPS because they (RM) dont like the reps personality... IE: past donkey dicks like JL. and RR.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:17 PM
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Rep who cannot count samples

Rep who is afraid of bringing lunch to customers

Bitchy reps

Reps without the sack to work

Lazy reps

Reps who fake calls

Reps who lie on expense reports

Reps who think putting An all-star on ther resume from 2005 will just go unnoticed

Reps who think managers do not speak with each other

Reps who want to know the day layoffs wil happen

Reps who bitch about Double Down

Reps who think their favorite rock band needs a thread

Reps who think someone from Pittsburg is the cause of all their ills

Reps who think thei manager is out to get 'em

Reps who think their DM is somehow a fucking retread with no skills

Reps who start work at 10 and finish by 2.

Same reps who think that shit isn't know

Shitbag reps are assclowns.

But all reps sell.
Is that an autobiographical sketch?
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:20 PM
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Another series of dumbass posts.
But the thread's OK?
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Old 05-06-2013, 05:45 PM
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The word alone makes me laugh.
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Old 05-06-2013, 08:08 PM
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Anyone remember Ric P??
The biggest assclown of all time!
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Old 05-06-2013, 08:22 PM
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The word alone makes me laugh.
Great, but we're discussing the word "assclown".
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:12 AM
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Exactly what is an assclown???
Not sure, but it would be a better name for the Company than Abbvie. At least, nobody would forget it.
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:47 PM
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Duffy!
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:11 PM
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Exactly what is an assclown???
A clown who likes ass?
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:12 PM
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Exactly what is an assclown???
A clown who is the butt of jokes?
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Old 05-08-2013, 04:42 PM
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A clown who is the butt of jokes?


Go look up William "Bill" Weslager in training and that my follow AbbVie employees is an ASSCLOWN!
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Old 05-08-2013, 05:52 PM
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Angry Re: Assclown

Managers who give you that look, rub their scalp and try to tell you that the call you just made was partially good, but....
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:39 PM
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A clown who likes ass?
I never thought of myself as an asks clown before, but if this is the definition, then give me my button.
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:39 PM
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Not sure, but it would be a better name for the Company than Abbvie. At least, nobody would forget it.
Yes, that word makes me laugh.
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Old 05-09-2013, 11:46 PM
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Assclown=Haling
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:10 PM
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Schoenlein in Oregon fits the bill
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:21 PM
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CF in washinton fits the bill!
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:40 PM
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have you been to pitts burg lately
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:48 PM
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Thumbs down Re: Assclown

LClark in southern California fits the bill.
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Old 05-17-2013, 04:25 PM
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Not sure, but it would be a better name for the Company than Abbvie. At least, nobody would forget it.
Indeed.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:44 PM
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Cornhole, Inc?
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Old 05-29-2013, 06:28 PM
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Your an assclown if you don't get laid off in June! This company is a complete joke to work for. I am not doing one bit of work between now and the layoff day.

Signed,

Portland CC rep
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:14 PM
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I feel the same way here in Lake County. Just marking time.
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Old 05-30-2013, 11:22 AM
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Its the comedic version of an asswipe.
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Old 08-07-2014, 03:00 PM
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I feel the same way here in Lake County. Just marking time.
Not sure what you mean. Please explain.
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Old 08-08-2014, 08:04 AM
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The clown up my ass is just a clown and not an assclown!
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Old 08-08-2014, 10:00 AM
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The clown up my ass is just a clown and not an assclown!
Does this mean ricky?
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