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  #1  
Old 10-01-2013, 02:06 AM
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Smile Defecation Disruptor Device?

Codenamed DDD. This NEW AAI Pharma Device will temporarily relieve the immediate need to have a bowel movement.

Looks promising!
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:09 PM
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LMAO!!!
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:30 AM
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Codenamed DDD. This NEW AAI Pharma Device will temporarily relieve the immediate need to have a bowel movement.

Looks promising!
You.....do.....not.....have.....to.....live
under so much stress.
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Old 10-02-2013, 07:50 AM
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Jester Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

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You.....do.....not.....have.....to.....live
under so much stress.
I have no stress as I am a happy AAI employee!! This new DDD device sounds super mad cool!
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Old 10-03-2013, 06:50 AM
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chea!!!
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Old 10-04-2013, 11:55 PM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

Who do you think you are the deploy the "DDD". It's called the "Triple D" you moron and it's exclusive military technology not intended for civilian use. Deployment of the Triple D would result in no more turds on toilets seats. You must belong to middle low management. Motard. BOHICA
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Old 10-18-2013, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

Gueto-tory. Just one will bring the $hit out.
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Old 10-25-2013, 01:57 PM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

Hopefully with merger several of these pricks will be shown the door! PM I hope when you get the boot it's hard enough to land you in the parking lot across the street.
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Old 10-26-2013, 03:09 AM
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Hopefully with merger several of these pricks will be shown the door! PM I hope when you get the boot it's hard enough to land you in the parking lot across the street.
If you enable the Defecation Disruptor Device (codenamed DDD or "Project A.N.U.S.") to all of the evil people here...they will explode from retention of toxic butt gas.

An internal rectal KABOOM, if you will
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Old 10-26-2013, 03:12 AM
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What a great invention! Perfect for those with diarrhea!
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Old 10-26-2013, 02:39 PM
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Hopefully with merger several of these pricks will be shown the door! PM I hope when you get the boot it's hard enough to land you in the parking lot across the street.
I'm afraid if the merger comes through, the real losers will be the CML's upper management, who have a minority stake at CML. PW publicly proclaims 50% growth rates for AAI and 30% for CML. The first is of course a fake pyramid. But the spin wins, particularly when the private equity evils are in collaboration.
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:43 AM
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Party Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

I am so horny right now!
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Old 10-29-2013, 08:32 PM
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Arms Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

my balls ache
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Old 10-30-2013, 09:14 AM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

you don't have any, castrato
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Old 10-31-2013, 02:02 AM
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Arms Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

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you don't have any, castrato
au contraire....my balls are big, hot and sweaty and they're chock full of baby making sauce!!
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:29 AM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

French too? You must be of the upper management. They use terminology of "Cirque du Soleil", "Saint Michael's College" etc "Avant-garde" rednecks.
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:30 PM
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French too? You must be of the upper management. They use terminology of "Cirque du Soleil", "Saint Michael's College" etc "Avant-garde" rednecks.
I need someone to French kiss my scrotum bag!!
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Old 11-02-2013, 06:34 PM
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Hopefully with merger several of these pricks will be shown the door! PM I hope when you get the boot it's hard enough to land you in the parking lot across the street.
Is this part of the Autozone merger?
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Old 11-02-2013, 10:31 PM
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Is this part of the Autozone merger?
Sweet!! AutoZone will fix our personal cars at a deep discount, plus I can get oil and other auto supplies for damn near free!!

Wowsers!!
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:07 PM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

There is nothing funny in looming cannibalism of 260 more people.
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Old 11-03-2013, 05:12 PM
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There is nothing funny in looming cannibalism of 260 more people.
PW won't eat'em! Just chew'em up and spit'em out. Bidness as usually! Merry Christmas and here be you box. Ho Ho Ho, He He He!
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Old 11-03-2013, 06:46 PM
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There is nothing funny in looming cannibalism of 260 more people.
Aww..c'mon now..people sometimes need to be eaten!

Zombies gotta eat, yo! Munch Munch!!
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:04 AM
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PW won't eat'em! Just chew'em up and spit'em out. Bidness as usually! Merry Christmas and here be you box. Ho Ho Ho, He He He!
CML's CEO Scanlan said, "There will be no layoffs or facility closures at either company."

Hahahah! He is going to be one of the very first ones to go! The only thing that the stupid bully PW knows is: Fire half, hire 1/4 fresh from college, terrorize everybody - extend the pyramid scheme by swallowing older companies - find a victim investor and flip it before the pyramid scheme collapses. That's the only "creativity" this idiot can deliver. And that's what the new controller, the private equity con, hopes for.
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Old 11-17-2013, 01:54 AM
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Time to activate the DDD so that I don't go poopies in the pants tonite!! Bzzzaapp!! Ahhh yes!!! all better now!!

:::All Systems Go! The Anus is secure!::::
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Old 11-18-2013, 10:05 PM
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Bazinga bitch. Spartans Rule. Molan Labe
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Old 11-23-2013, 01:06 PM
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Bazinga bitch. Spartans Rule. Molan Labe
Kaboing, boo boo!!
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Old 03-07-2014, 07:55 PM
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AWWWW SNARRRFF!!!
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

hey hey what do you know? same person talking back and forth to themselves again.
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

Everyone can tell you are the same person, lol.
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Old 03-19-2014, 07:29 PM
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hey hey what do you know? same person talking back and forth to themselves again.
Gotcha.

Bizinga bitch.
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Old 03-24-2014, 10:13 PM
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Gotcha.

Bizinga bitch.
Buy this stock right now.
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Old 03-26-2014, 04:40 PM
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Default Re: Defecation Disruptor Device?

I was reading about this device in a news article the other day.
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