ABBOTT PENSION RETIREMENT

I agree with your comment regarding the UHC Retiree Indemnity Medical Plan. Your premium is determined by uour number of years of service, my premium is $110 per month. I'm 70 rears old and have been on Medicare for five years. In that five years, my UHC Indemnity Plan has paid ~$100 in total coverage during those five years. Apparently I'm benefiting only from the the Part D portion. An older friend of mine retired from another company, he has ATI as his Supplemental Plan, his premium is a bit higher $132 per month. But his plan pay 100% of what Medicare doesn't cover. I think we're getting screwed with UHC.

 

Total bullshit

 

The real questions still remain... Does Abbott's pension pay for the LITTLE BLUE PILL??? God knows I can't get hard without it. Also, does Abbott still cover our attorney fees when we get sued for being a pervert and soliciting or harassing current employees? An older friend of mine told me Abbott will cover your legal bills if you get caught in a "compromising" situation with female subordinates. Thanks in advance for the feedback!

 

Not a bad question! I went for years trying to "seduce the younger women" but could never "pull" it off. The little blue pill has saved my life (and destroyed a marriage or two- but when you're Abbott elite, they pay your alimony along with your blue collar pay).

And YES- the UHC indemnity blah blah blah plan is the golden parachute for us old guys who bang "ladies of the night" and we expense it under "MEETINGS". LOL. PARTY ON WAYNE. PARTY ON GARTH.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WASHED UP LOSERS

 

The Little Blue Pill is covered in your retirement health insurance. GREAT question! Not sure about the legal bills.

 

Abbott will cover your legal hardships- they continue to do so for many men who are known sub-human repeat offenders and dicey characters. The good old boys club driven by Mr. White is alive and well here.

 

Try GoodRx for Viagra, Cialis, etc, coverage, they do a better job providing discount discounts than either Express Scripts or CVS Caremark.

 

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush