Abbott.....?

New scrubs. The answer to all of their problems.

 

And the punchline is... The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once ...ONCE.

 

English please

 

Not funny but yet funny at the same time because it's so true.

 

Yeah, docs don't give a shit about our aging bag of which still carries the name that was recalled but those scrubs are sweet and the discount on my protein shakes are awesome as well!!!!

 

Need a new HASHTAG for the dumb LinkedIn posts

#PROUDTOBEABBOTT

 

West Coast boys love the NYC t-cell that posts pics in their new scrubs

 

Say what ?

 

Those single serving Pedialyte packets are the bomb though..... We've got that going for us!

 

No doubt bruh.... The Pedialyte keeps me hangover free and the protein shakes keep me swole. Love me some Abbott.

 

In all seriousness, it's not funny anymore, are you guys ever going to release another CRM product in the states?

 

We all at Abbott wonder the same thing.