Best moments of Graceway

That was pretty darn funny! Thanks for sharing. Marketing had some really stupid ideas.

 

Let's just start with the naming of the company. Graceway? We were told that it was because the company was going to operate "in the Way of Grace". What a load of shit! I have some other suggestions:
ArroganceWay
ShortsightednessWay
GivingJobsToUnqualifiedPeopleWay
HypocriteWay
KillingMoraleWay

Are there others?

Oh, and a big shout out to our vaunted biz development team down here in Bristol. Nearly 5 years of hard work by that team results in.......Estrasorb?? Well done boys. How you can look in the mirror without throwing up or vowing to send back 5 years of your paychecks is completely beyond me. Talk about a joke.

 

Amen!

 

What about Blue Lizard? Has anyone heard about that? Hey BD in Bristol, tell everyone about that great success.

 

Did they try and buy that from Crown labs?? or did they try and steal the formula??

 

GJ tried to convince all of Bristol that Blue Lizard would be our saving grace, pardon the pun...

 

There is still hope with the Zyclara 2.5% cream and Aldara Lite pump!

 

DisGraceway? Sorry - too easy!

 

Ah yes, another insipid idea from management. The idea was to hand out packets of the stuff at NASCAR events.

Both options were pursued. They made some insulting offer to Crown, and Mike N. was ordered to reverse engineer the formulation. In consistent Graceway fashion, there was complete failure to execute either effort.

 

I got one!

When KB submitted his expense reports from his new job to Bristol BEFORE resigning from Graceway

 

+1 I remember when we changed over to AMEX travel and during the national conference training call, KB asked if this would affect his upgrade chances on US Air since he gets them 7 days in advance...Priceless

 

How 'bout at the NSM when DS was running around telling us Zyclara WAC was $50 less than generic Aldara! Does this dumb ASS realize that a generic co-pay is about $10.00. I am sure he'll find a job being a RSDick somewhere else. Don't forget tubs of licorice are the keys to sales and of course Kaiser Cali (NO RESULT OF HIM) buying $5million of 5% every year to put your district ahead of everyone else!

 

That is great!! Why would someone 5'2" need an upgrade anyway??

 

My favorite was driving with a suspended license in a company car for almost 6 months before getting nailed. The clock was ticking but damned if I didn't squeeze every nickel I could out of those MF's. Best to those who weren't pricks or aholes. Life goes on indeed

 

1 year for me. I never even knew until they told me.