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Buyers are circling like sharks.
The word is out, karma taking control.
For at least a few years customers have been asking about turnover, the FDA is aware too.
Then the safety concerns.
Assholes at the top just keep spurring this bleeding old mare.

 

We should have a haiku competition.

 

A stinking shit pile
Offered to the highest bidder
No one looks or sees

 

You lose, loser.

1. There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
2. The first line is 5 syllables.
3. The second line is 7 syllables.
4. The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
5. Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
6. A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
7. Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds

Get back to work, slime
Try not to start a fire
We will not be bought

 

A snake in a suit
Lies boldly to every idiot client
The lab pays the price

 

My boss is a boil
Festering on my sore ass
A pain every sad day

 

It's 5-7-5, read the damn SOP.

Idiots abound
Cannot read the SOP
Back to the salt mine.

 

Please, read the SOP!

Following orders
Hard to do as a zombie
Need to get some sleep

 

Uhhh...you must be management.

Those are not 5-7-5 either. But the sentiment is there. Allclammy sucks, the management sucks, working here sucks.

 

You should use both hands and all your fingers when counting.
Now shut that mouth.

 

The hits just keep coming.
"Without a doubt, the worst company I have ever worked for. Senior management is immoral, vindictive and lacking any semblance of business acumen."
I would also say it is the worst place I have ever worked, without any doubt as well.

 

Sometimes the silence is deafening. I just look around when we have the meeting to talk about what is going on. I think it is a mess. I feel bad for people who work hard to get finished and get walked all over. This is a bad place to work.

 

Who was the gay guy that worked in solid dose development? He left a while back. Supervisors didn't think much of him but he did good work