Blue Belt's Spin Doctor Circle Jerk

PR: "Blue Belt Technologies Resolves Lawsuit"

OMFG. Looks like the PR team can dance better than legal. Then why all the long faces in the office? Is paid administrative leave all that bad?

 

You don't "vigorously defend" a lawsuit against your company by agreeing to a permanent injunction, plus settling civil by awarding the company suing you further "relief" and remedies. Blue Belt, the Hindenburg of medical device companies?

 

Can I have his office? And the in house mantra is "on sabbatical".