Buying Boston Scientific (maybe)...look legit...

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/boston-scientific-gets-takeover-approach-from-stryker-2018-06-11

 

boston sci

https://youtu.be/pIHYPaoh79I

 

Boston Scientific stock soars to new 52-week high on the Stryker buyout rumor news. But Stryker stock declines https://news.alphastreet.com/boston-scientific-spikes-to-new-52-week-high-on-takeover-rumors/

 

Suh!

 

Suh dawg!

https://youtu.be/VI_MlPoyJwU

 

You people have it all wrong. I am hearing it’s more like bodybuilding.com that will be purchased by Stryker.

 

Suh, dude. Duh you fuck tard. We purchased that domain name long time ago to route straight to Stryker.com and we also purchased DontSkipLegDay.com too. Heard your mom frequents the site a lot because you and your dad are too much of beta males and skip legs on the regs.

 

This post is simply not credible. I can't imagine anyone regularly skipping leg day. It is unthinkable.

 

BSX brains, SYK brawn...that much easier to take down to competition with a rear naked choke hold. Let's hope they don't pay bonuses based on quarterly gains at the gym, if so, we're all screwed, especially the CRM nerds (my homies).
Also, mandatory to wear Stryker scrubs in the airport at all time during business and non-business travel... must show assertive dominance to weaklings that could only hope to be in such a position of power.

 

Stryker has confirmed that it didn't have potential discussions to acquire Boston Scientific. https://news.alphastreet.com/stryker-confirms-that-it-didnt-bid-for-boston-scientific/

 

FAKE NEWS!