Thank you management for the new cell phone I will be receiving at the NSM along with my $2400 yearly pay reduction. I am sure my motus will be reduced soon as well. Obviously you greatly appreciate the efforts the sales team has made in making your product a success. But we will all smile and be thankful as we know not to cross any of you. The massive amount of mystery firings is evidence of that.
In an effort to save pennies, rumors state Kaleo is recycling expiring AUVI-Q’s and turning them into pagers for the sales force. President’s club winners will get new Kaleo smartphones: two styrofoam cups attached by yarn.
