Complete Employee Disaster

Discussion in 'Alcami' started by anonymous, Dec 14, 2017 at 9:21 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    All you will get is boned, no pez for you. BOHICA!
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    What is fucking anti production is that as the poo hits the blades the ELT is invisible to the worker class. They have to know what they look like total assholes to the people TRYING to meet the ridiculous demands. Love the dumb assed sweater fashion these days, though. Got it going, fellas.

    Need to shut that mouth Little Stevie. Vee kno vhat is needed to meet zee kustomer koowality. Dickhead.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They are MIA these days. Just like their morals.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    MIA like our bonus and pay raise
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I got a bonus. After taxes i figure it works out to be $0.06 an hour for the overtime I worked. Woo Woo!!
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Ask Stephan out to lunch! Yoo vill luv itz. He loves heez employees, ezspecially if yoo virk in kooowality.

    He will have the cake for dessert.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hurry up with your food. Ted says we gots to get ready for another inspection. Or he kicks more ass.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Toolin Doolin is a numb nuts fool. Qwality is a joke here
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Ted knows everything, just ask him. All the assholes in the ELT think they know what they are doing.

    We shall see!
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Ted, Carson, Chad and Syed and the rest of the management troupe are comic genius. It's almost like they don't realize the rest of us think they are complete assholes. When they go into their routines......pure gold!
    Keep it up fellas!
    Thanks Stephan for bringing this comic group together! You are the king of this pile!
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    We need another town hall meeting where we get free crappy bagels and are told all business is great! We're coming back! Then the head asshole can tell us to work harder for the same amount of money because.......

    That's the kind of smarts that makes them our fearless leaders.
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The only reason they started town halls last year is to "connect" with all of us (right after the spring exodus). Prior to the revelation that it might be good to communicate with the peons, we didn't hear diddly from these clowns. Aside from the "teamwork" these little ho-downs were supposed to represent, the ever watchful ELT and minions could keep track of your "loyalty".
    Be careful, each site has their own HR snitch, too.
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    There is more than one snitch. Every dysfunctional team has a syncophant that will rat you out to the boss. Look for the pursed lips and brown nose.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Yep, the snitches are in the mid level management too, even the site level management. They probably don't recognize it as being that way but these managers/directors require the ELT to correct these situations through intimidation and fear. Some of them suck up (sometimes literally) to the Masters of the Alclammy Universe. This place IS like North Korea, and the people stepping out of line (whether they know it or not) are quickly re-educated to the ways of the ELT. No reasonable professional stays very long.
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They have nothing to hide but anything seen as failure. You fail, you die (accompanied by a few expletives).
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Correct failure equals death. The ELT will eliminate any worker bee that fails to get the honey. The owners demand money and the ELT must get that or die.
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Wait! There's more! Not only the expletive laced tirades on the failure, but the accusation that information was kept from the ELT! Who in their right fucking mind is going to deliver bad news when they know full well they are going to get a full frontal, public beat down?

    These ELT geniuses sure know how to encourage communication and team building. Pompous idiot children.
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The SLTs are mini meez of the ELT. Pompous idiots who think words are enough.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Running out of words, the audience is running out.