Cookie left?

where did he go???

 

Why aren't you working instead of worrying about the talent pool dwindling?

 

Who's Cookie?

 

Wasn't she the hot chic from Neveda?

 

No, HE was a jersey-boy. Internal guy with specialty pain team.

Word in the "washroom" is one of two things:

1.) He became a cowboy!
or
2.) He went into "web designing"..... for spiders!

 

A friend of mine who is an str, told me he went to a small biotech company.
She didn't know the name of the company, but they are developing a new dosage form for fentanyl. Sub-lingual fentanyl.

 

His departure is a HUGE LOSS for the company!

 

I heard from a very reliable source he quit to become an astronaut.

 

You are all incorrect, I heard he is opening a salon with shep!

 

Recruited by the Yankees to play second base.

 

I read in the paper he was attending flight school in order to become an airline pilot.

 

Joined a traveling circus....Has he own 1 man show, he is the "REALLY SMART GUY".
(Think about that for a minute)

 

He didn't really leave, did he?

 

Yes. Always had a dream of becoming a bartender.

 

You are all a bunch of idiots! He is a great guy who will be greatly missed. Who really cares that he left us to go be a professional ping pong champion. Just wish him luck!

 

While I was watching the Today Show this morning I saw Cookie in the background.
He was holding a sign saying:
"To anyone wondering...I have decided to become the lead singer in Van Halen!"

 

That previous post is a lie!
I TiVo the Today Show everyday, and just went through the entire show.
He was not there!
He actually left carter wallace to become a Shrimp Boat Captain in the Gulf!

 

One word. ...race car driver.

 

Last I knew he was twittering about having a higher calling. He tweeted that he had accepted a position with the special Olympics planning committee. He twittered he wanted to help the r*****s. HR is such a compassionate human being.

 

Actor in a new TV sitcom coming this fall.