Daddy is a detail man

He details the doctors the best that he can
He brings donuts and coffee and bagels and tea
One day maybe you can grow up to be just like me

 

he's a signature collector! He gets to wear a suit!

Convince himself, it's a real job -selling drugs to some rich slob!

 

every job in this realm is a joke, dummy.

 

He really does his very best,
But most days it seems like a futile quest,
To get that coveted sig, it's quite a test,
But he'll feed the office cows now,
And let his DM worry about the rest!

 

They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your detail aids you better disappear
There’s fire in their eyes and they out of donuts
So beat it, just beat it

You better run to Dunkin’ Donuts you better do what you can
Don’t wanna see low blood sugar Don’t be a macho man
Don’t wanna miss piss off the office cows, better do what you can
So beat, just beat it

 

Hilarious! Well done...

 

not funny.
you all are low iq.
very low.
I mean, very low.
real low.
the lowest.
read more.

 

I'm sure that you're respected for what you "teach" the doctor and staff, and not for the coffee and lunches that you bring.

 

how cute. Oh wow let me try.
I make 145 k and its an easy job
Why don’t u go suck on a knob
Everyday Get home by two
And fuck you

u fuckin loser
Did u not get picked to join our club. I’m sorry
Go back to enterprise u piece of shit oh but thanks for the laugh. I needed this.

 

Haha! This lady got triggered! Lol!

 

You're pathetic. Take a joke or take it up the dook shoot, loser.

 

send in the cows

Isn't it fresh?
Are we a sample droppers?
Me here at last In the sample closet
You guarding the front desk
Where are the office cows?
Isn't it hot and fresh?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps bringing you donuts
One who can't move
Where are the cows
There ought to be cows

 

Enterprise is a better job, when you consider the culture and stability.
Fact.

 

this is absolutely hilarious...how did a once very respected job become fodder for such (well deserved) ridicule? Greed and incompetence mostly I would venture to say...

 

I’m laughing all the way to the bank. Just short of $300k a year, 20 hour work weeks, already worth over $2 million - not bad

 

We are the reps


There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
When the reps must come together as one
There are hungry offices
Oh, and it's time to lend a hand, to donuts
The greatest snack of all
We can't go on
Pretending day-by-day
That the cows aren’t hungry all day long
We're all a part of God's great big pharmaceutical industry
And the truth, you know, donuts are all we need
We are the reps
We are the insignificant
We are the ones who feed the office cows, so let's start delivering
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own cows
It's true we feed the office cows, just you and me

 

Yeah...right...cough cough...

With Capiltalism being demolished right now, get ready to pay a good chunk of whatever you really make to all the slackers that don't want to work or can't find a decent gig...

Remember, when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door...

 

I am dying laughing...After your pharma gig ends, I hope you try your hand at songwriting
because if this is any indication, you're good!

 

Rep in the wind


Goodbye Mr. rep
Though I barely knew you at all
You had brought the best bagels and cream cheese
They sent you from training out in the field
And they told you things to say to our docs
They set you on the routing
And they made you wear your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a rep in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the cows set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just an MA
Your company laid you off long before
Your bagels were delivered again

 

You frown when I come through the door
Just another rep you say, I've seen this before
That's not true
I'm on my way to DM
You should be impressed
Don't make me say it again
I am the man
Don't you agree?
I have my BSc listed on my card
Got it from East Southwestern State University
If that doesn't do it
It also lists my MBA
Got it from University of Phoenix
Cost me an arm and a leg