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<p>[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 5071256"]There once was a rep from DC</p><p>Whose DSM was to blind to see</p><p>That his calls with the doc</p><p>Were more important than the iPad clock</p><p>And so with no package they set him free!</p><p><br /></p><p>There once was a rep from Virginia</p><p>Who only got by on charisma</p><p>Her DSM failed to notice</p><p>All her calls were certainly bogus</p><p>And in the field she was harder to see than a Ninja</p><p><br /></p><p>There once was a rep from Baltimore</p><p>Who was told his attainment was poor</p><p>He said I called on the HIHOs like you told me to do</p><p>His DSM replied Brother your thru!</p><p>And then they showed him the door.</p><p><br /></p><p>The once was a rep from Carolina</p><p>Whose nerves were as frazzled as china.</p><p>He said to himself I've done my best,</p><p>But when TPS opened he grabbed his chest,</p><p>Boom......a bout of angina!</p><p><br /></p><p>There once was a rep from Delaware</p><p>Who's morale had been stripped bare</p><p>She went to Orlando intending to smile</p><p>But found the reps were on trial</p><p>And now she's giving her resume repair.</p><p><br /></p><p>There was a rep from the beach</p><p>Who listened to her DSM's speech.</p><p>He screamed "Time to turbocharge!",</p><p>And "You number of calls must be large!"</p><p>She said same old sh$#! and went back to teach![/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 5071256"]There once was a rep from DC Whose DSM was to blind to see That his calls with the doc Were more important than the iPad clock And so with no package they set him free! There once was a rep from Virginia Who only got by on charisma Her DSM failed to notice All her calls were certainly bogus And in the field she was harder to see than a Ninja There once was a rep from Baltimore Who was told his attainment was poor He said I called on the HIHOs like you told me to do His DSM replied Brother your thru! And then they showed him the door. The once was a rep from Carolina Whose nerves were as frazzled as china. He said to himself I've done my best, But when TPS opened he grabbed his chest, Boom......a bout of angina! There once was a rep from Delaware Who's morale had been stripped bare She went to Orlando intending to smile But found the reps were on trial And now she's giving her resume repair. There was a rep from the beach Who listened to her DSM's speech. He screamed "Time to turbocharge!", And "You number of calls must be large!" She said same old sh$#! and went back to teach![/QUOTE]
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