Dermira...

Thanksgiving dinner discussion:

Family: “(Insert your name), tell us about your new job?”
You: “Well, I now sell the first and only prescription moist toilets for primary axillary hyperhirdrosis. This is a ..”
Family: “wait, isn’t that for sweaty armpits?”
You: “Not quite, this is an embarrassing condition..”
Family: “bhahahahaha sounds like armpit wipes? I have a drawer of handkerchiefs and a shelf of deodarant... “
You: “It’s not that easy and these patients really...”
Family: “Hogwash, let’s have dinner and give thanks for people with sweaty arm pits and companies selling snake oils!”

I can’t wait!

 

Moist ass wipes.

 

Hmmm what if I mixed these up with my toilet wipes... no swamp ass is a good thing. Maybe better than dealing with pit sweat... hey I think I’m on to something!

 

Yes let’s sell off label. That will get you the PIT wipe master green jacket. Or an orange jumpsuit you moron.

 

Lol you think I’m serious? Wow we are surrounded by idiots.

Sure I’ll sell it for swamp a$s! Bhahahaahhahahahhahahahaha

 

It works very well on sweaty sacs!
Cleaned mine right before I dipped them on your girls face!

 

Works great on bald heads as well.

 

swamp ass, bald heads and ball bags are all excellent indications for this drug.
Reps are going to need something other than sweaty pits to drive numbers.

 

Hope she enjoyed it as much as your mom .... and daughter.... jackass!!!

Again..... you thought I was serious bhhahhhahahahahhaha idiot!

 

Your laughing at yourself.
Douche=You
Don’t worry I’ll plow your old lady then clean her off with your pit wipes!

 

Hilarious asf!! Anyone else getting calls from recruiters on open positions?? Wonder what the deal is

 

There’s currently 1 position open, so I’d say you’re full of shit

 

What happened to the rep?

 

And now Denver opening. Just the beginning .......

 

this company is doomed. Ran by a bunch of tyrants who don’t know how to allocate. I give it 6 more months.

 

Lot of openings available, w/ Lilly acquisition, does that mean we’re eventually big Pharma?