Does Conmed Drug test?

Discussion in 'Conmed' started by anonymous, Oct 31, 2016 at 4:00 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    It’s a hair drug test. You’re screwed.
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Can anyone confirm that they hair test?
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No. Urine. The door is to be left open while you are peeing into a cup. Any excess you must pee in the toilet. If they hear you using the faucet, it's an automatic fail. This is done offsite from conmed.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Marijuana will be legalized in 2020. Hang in there. This job will be funner soon.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Thank you for your response. Have a great day
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Conmed sure attracts the HIGH quality candidates. LOL.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I heard Curt Hartman administers all test for the female applicants.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I want drugs. Who has the good stuff?
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    ConMed only tests for erectile dysfunction. We are looking for guys that swing the magic stick personally and professionally.
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Everyone needs to try shrooms/acid at least once. You'll think different from that day forward. What you think know and feel on a day to day basis will never be the same.

    ~Jesus H. Christ
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You mean Manny D. ManChild?
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They drug test in the beginning of employment, and if you get badly wounded and require hospital care.

    I want drugs. The kind that stops me from thinking of bad stuff, and only delightful stuff. Any ideas?
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Recent ConMed hire checking in. I was drug tested. They also were relentless about asking why I accepted the job.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Why did you accept the job Dork..
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Getting drug test next Monday and smoked pot last night. Anyone know how to get a negative reading?
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    certo + gatorade.
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    tried that and failed
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Thats ok. Get cleaned out and find a better company than Conmed.
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No, you didn't do it right.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    my friend snorted all of it
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