DSI Superlative Awards

Welcome to the 2017 DSI Superlative Awards! Feel free to create your own awards. Let's start with the RD's:

Most Likely to be a Male Stripper: Ryan Hanson

Sexiest: Chris Clayton (so hot)

I Can Still Be in Playboy: Fussy Tracey

All My Reps Hate Me: Chris Geloso

Best Teeth: John Dellaratta

Most Likely to be Tom Brady's Boyfriend: Matt Siegel

So Cute I Just Can't Stand It: Eric Romaglino

Most Likely to go Postal: Mike Love

Most Likely to Run a Pizza Shop After DSI Goes Bankrupt: Anthony Lorino

Most Likely to be a Pimp (currently or after DSI goes bankrupt): Mike Sang

Most Likely to F you up in a Fight: John Dellaratta

Best Ass Kisser: Geloso

The Only Person to think that selling Morphabond is a good idea: (Tie) Rob Lisicki/Ken Keller.

 

You get the award for dumbest post ever. This wasn’t even funny

 

Lighten up Francis

 

you are scream out loud gay, and forgot one,

most likely to know what it tastes like - you

 

Now you sir are truly funny...said no one ever. Idiot.

 

Weakest set of RD's you could imagine, sad.

 

Really that's the best you got? Pathetic you are the ultimate triple threat, queer. Dumb and boring as hell cant even generate a simple comeback you got cum on the membrane and it's made you insane

 

What's your fascination with homosexuality?

 

because my dad said I shouldn't look at other boys or my friends that way

Sent From
Mike Love's Ipad

 

You seem quite fascinated by the pickle. You read and respond, male frequent homophobic statements and perhaps you need to act out whatever fantasies you are harboring Francine


QUOTE="anonymous, post: 5950926"]What's your fascination with homosexuality?[/QUOTE]

 

Dang you guys are really angry. I thought it was pretty dang funny OP

 

Best teeth!!!! That’s some funny shit

 

Funniest thread I have read in a long time.

 

Yes the original post was really funny and on point. I'd like to nominate my team for most likely to not be able to speak English. "You need to axe yo doctas fo dey commitment" Shirt, Toby get it together yo!

 

Yo.. I'm confused... thought Lorino was already running a pizza shop!

 

Soon enough. Hate that guy.