Et Tu Haiku III

Watson's a dead board.
There is no one left who cares.
They've all been fired.

 

Three Haikus - you're mad.
I hear that you wear panties.
Now, get me a beer !!!!!

 

Ten days to think THAT ????
Man, you're as dumb at Haikus
As you are at lies !!!!!

 

Was in The Maldives.
No time for you, Joe Panties.
Next stop is SoCal !!!

 

Wow! Flamed Dweeb is back !!?!
Hog waller fool still pretends.
But ewe girlfriend's real !!!!!

 

Hey, jackass...back in our day, American embassies WERE the front line, and those of us guarding them were prime targets. Tehran...Beirut...Kuwait City...Beirut (AGAIN)...El Salvador..any of those ring a bell? How many people do you know that were killed or wounded in any of those places? My count is three. How many nights have you spent awake in some hot, dusty place on the other side of the world, armed to the teeth and waiting for the bad guys to come over the wall? My count is at least two. There's a lot more to it than looking pretty in those dress blues. Of course, none of you ever heard about any of that back here. So please, shitbird, until you know what you're talking about, why not do us a favor and SHUT YOUR SUCKHOLE?

 

Hey Sargeant Bilko;
This is not Haiku, dummy.
Five seven and five.

 

Bilko. HA HA HA!!
That's a rich smack for poor grunt.
Plus, he's pro'lly old.

 

You authored these words?
Flamed dweeb, hog waller - you suck.
You lack common sense.

 

You hate words that ring
True. You hate your lies busted.
So, you're filled with hate !!!!

 

Are you stoned again?????????????????????
No originality.
You said hate three times !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bad punctuation.
Bad Lies, Really bad Haikus.
Just say I own you !

 

Look at your nonsense.
My abundant wealth is real.
Your wife adores me !!!!!

 

Hey! Tell us about
That Wall Street dough at Watson !!
We could use the laugh !!!!

 

Infants can haiku!
You probably suck your thumb.
Do you still wet pants?

 

Wait! Seriously !!
More about Wall Street bucks here.
MAN !! THAT is SOOOO Rich !!!!

 

Seriously right.
Thumbsucker continues rant.
Wet pants are SOOOO Cold.

 

Clubbed Dweeb like a seal
Now his 'Corn' face is shut up
I rule on Haiku!!