Fill in the blank on this analogy- Chipotle replaces its CEO with Taco Bell CEO is to Shire replaces

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Fill in the blank on this analogy with your best idea:

    Chipotle Replaces its CEO with Taco Bell’s CEO Brian Niccol.
    Shire replaces its CEO with __________________________.
     
  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    David Pyott
    Deb Dunshire
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Weightlifting champion: Lester Green
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Vermont Dunkin Donut owner: Mark Shaw Jr.
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Black/white cookie bakery owner: Gary Delabate
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    In other words, who is the Taco Bell of Shire’s competitors? Which pharma company sells Taco Bell-quality products in comparison to Shire? It is the CEO of that company you need to fill in the blank with.
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Any one of them will do over our CEO, thank you.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Kent Thiry, CEO of Davita!

    Kent once compared Davita to a Taco Bell!
    Read about it & watch the John Oliver episode here: https://qz.com/983716/john-oliver-r...ly-compared-kidney-dialysis-to-taco-bell-yum/

    “If it's beginning to feel like DaVita is being run like a volume business …” Oliver started, before cutting to a clip that showed Thiry comparing his management of DaVita to that of Taco Bell.

    Oliver closed with a tongue-in-cheek “commercial” for Taco Bell.
    “Because we're nothing like dialysis clinics,” the commercial declared. “For a start, you may actually be more likely to find a doctor in one of our restaurants than in a dialysis clinic.”
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Chipotle shares are surging by 14% today since the announcement of the new Taco Bell CEO. CNBC headline is: Burrittos Gone Wild!
    So if we are the Chipotle of our industry and we replace Flemming with the industy’s Taco Bell CEO, what would our headline be for the resulting stock surge?

    ————- Gone Wild!
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    As a major negative in the company, simply the absence of Flemming would be a plus. We could fill the CEO role with a Barbie doll and do better plus hit our diversity targets.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Valeant

    Wouldn’t be much worse afterall Flem has stripped Shire of everything - benefits, bonuses, manufacturing, headcount and we’re still underwater. #notceomaterial
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Rex Tillerson

    He is available since he was fired today by tweet.
    And he has lots of experience dealing with crap!
    Shire board — make Rex an offer!
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Jamie Dimon, CEO from JP Morgan Chase.

    Ok, maybe doesn't fit the Taco Bell- Chipotle analogy that well. Plus he is from a different industry. But at least he's an honest, down to earth and respected man with great ideas.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Big Ben
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Roseanne Barr. She is now in her 60s, her new show coming back from the dead, and she is just as crass as ever.